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The magical vending machine

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Jon Thomas, Mon 16 Nov, 2009 6:58 AM
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    It's quite simple: you approach a magical vending machine, and insert whatever you please. The NEXT person to post will then inform you of what you get back, and then THEY will put an item or items of their OWN into the machine.

    The two posts do not have to be related. You can insert a cat and a bull and be gifted with a .

    I'll get things started:

    I insert an oyster.


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    You receive a pearl necklace and a packet of wafer thin ham
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    I insert a baby lamb chop Wink
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    out pops me Smile
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    I insert a purple cow.
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    You receive a large pack of Milka chocolate and a Lucozade drink.
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    You receive a package of "No-fun-person" the delectably delicious candy for people who are no fun and don't play along.

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    I insert an entire pack of lucky charms and the the smashed remnants of an ancient greek pot
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    You receive 16 spleens, 2 rhinoceroses and 14 dirigible ice floes.
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    I insert 14 spleens, and a promotion from the upcoming UFPAC.
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    you receive the Money Reggie put in.


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    I put in a GIANT ENEMY CRAB.