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    #16
    You receive Poland.

    The mission is, and always will be, the journey itself.
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    I insert a fish of wonderful adventure
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    You receive pancakes and soy sauce.
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    I insert the murder weapon
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    You receive, a chocolate bar
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    I insert one mad cat, one mad max, and one john madden.


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    You receive a futball team of cats named max. GO you and good luck at the World Cup
    I Insert a used razor.
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    You get a new razor scooter.


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    I insert...oh wait, I cant insert that. I insert a sousaphone.
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    You get xsilophone.

    I insert movie THE MATRIX
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    you get agent smith pops out tho the slot you can hear a phone ringing and start to run for it but u dnt make it he destroys you Smile-jk
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    I insert Jean-Luc Picard and select "Engage"!
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    Juarck receives a plush Mr. Woof squeeze toy.

    Taisen receives Q, and orders to swab the decks.
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    I insert a extremely unhappy sith lord
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