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Humans are "deranged hyper-neophiles" - A Humorous take on Star Trek

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    #1
    Make sure you read all of the responses. This is well worth your time.
    Just a note, the F word is used a couple of times.

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    That is gold!! Thank you very much for sharing that, you made my day!
    I think my favourite is the second one by roachpatrol.
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     –  Last edited by Princess Mononoke; Wed 19 Oct, 2016 4:00 AM.
    Well, yes humans are rather kooky and crazy mad scientists sometimes, but I think that the poster is forgetting a particular Vulcan named Mr. Spock. Who got stuck on a "hoth" like planet because he was inventing "red-matter" and a darling little ship to go with it, just to make a black hole to go back in time to get this guy "Nero" and talks to his younger self to ease the young Cpt. kirk and himself. (Star trek 2009) If that isn't weird I don't know what is. So another words it isn't just Humans that are so called "deranged hyper-neophiles" but seems a rather harsh term to me. I prefer eccentric myself.Tongue OutConstitution light
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    This is amazing
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    Don't Klingons just hit anything they don't understand?
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    I'm alright with us being a bunch of Doc Browns. Think of all the amazing (aka dangerous) stuff we could make.

    That last part cracked me up though. Big Grin
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    Pure gold !
    Don't Klingons just hit anything they don't understand?
    Yeah I think so, except for Worf who keeps getting denied by humans :
    • Worf : "Sir, recommend raising our shields, go to Red Alert and fire everything we have !"
    • Picard : "Mr Worf, that's just a cube. Open hailing frequencies and say hello."
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    Worf : "Sir, recommend raising our shields, go to Red Alert and fire everything we have !"
    Picard : "Mr Worf, that's just a cube. Open hailing frequencies and say hello."
    Sounds like Picard is a little too friendly to borg, for my taste. I like seven of nine but this is ridiculous.
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    Sounds like Picard is a little too friendly to borg, for my taste. I like seven of nine but this is ridiculous.
    That was before BobW Wink
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    lollollolConstitution light Pure Perfection!
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    I about died reading this! Saved and soon to be spread everywhere Big Grin
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    How do we know those rampat hologram and warp core malfunctions and accidentally-traveling-back-in-time incidents only happen to Federation, specifically Starfleet, vessels? I bet the other governments have also had the same problems. We only know about the occurrences in Starfleet because that is the series' focus.

    Where did these posts come from? They're hilarious though.
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    Well, yes humans are rather kooky and crazy mad scientists sometimes, but I think that the poster is forgetting a particular Vulcan named Mr. Spock. Who got stuck on a "hoth" like planet because he was inventing "red-matter" and a darling little ship to go with it, just to make a black hole to go back in time to get this guy "Nero" and talks to his younger self to ease the young Cpt. kirk and himself. (Star trek 2009) If that isn't weird I don't know what is. So another words it isn't just Humans that are so called "deranged hyper-neophiles" but seems a rather harsh term to me. I prefer eccentric myself.Tongue OutConstitution light
    I believe you mean the half-Vulcan, half-Human named Mr. Spock. Even half-Human is enough to get the “hold my beer” gene. Notice that Spock routinely does things other Vulcans must think is nuts.