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[Ended] - Caption Contest #1 - Submissions

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    #1
    CAPTION CONTEST #1
    12/12/2016 - 18/12/2016

    Greetings and welcome to the first caption contest, I shall explain how this is going to work. For one week, everyone will have a chance to write a witty or serious caption to an image, then the following week, everyone gets to vote on the caption. At the end, a winner is crowned and they pick the image for the next week. So, without further delay, here is your image to write a caption for!

    Name:  someonetowatchoverme_001.jpg
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