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[Ended] - Caption Contest #1 - Voting

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Three of Seven, Mon 19 Dec, 2016 1:39 AM
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  • You know, I was an amphibian for only three days...

    1 4.17%

  • And then I said to Harry...You know that is a male, right?

    0 0%

  • "Why do we have a candle when we're in the mess hall?"

    1 4.17%

  • So I thought "Stay in prison or Help out this Captain?"

    1 4.17%

  • "Why does EVERYONE think we're LOST? I'm the best pilot in Starfleet...I am NOT lost."

    1 4.17%

  • "How come there's always a camera crew about just as something bad is about to happen?"

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  • "...and that's how the captain gave birth to my lizard babies."

    5 20.83%

  • So I said to the doc, what do you mean the rash is contagious?

    2 8.33%

  • Honestly your ridges do not make you look fat...

    2 8.33%

  • MYWjgAd

    1 4.17%

  • listen, I said I was fine with trying klingon cuisine, but this jar of Targ piss is a bit too much!

    1 4.17%

  • No, you're not going to get pregnant with lizards....

    0 0%

  • So then I said "Impeller? I 'ardly know 'er!"

    4 16.67%

  • "Phaser? Damn near killed her!"

    1 4.17%

  • I TOLD you salad wouldn't kill you!!

    0 0%

  • "Where's the lamb sauce B'elanna?"

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  • "...and then I said, don't look at me; you're the Klingon!"

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  1. Three of Seven
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    #1
    Posted Mon 19 Dec, 2016 1:39 AM
    CAPTION CONTEST #1
    19/12/2016 - 26/12/2016

    Please vote for your favourite caption for the picture below, the winner will be announced after the 26th!

    Name: someonetowatchoverme_001.jpg Views: 329 Size: 76.7 KB
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    #2
    Posted Mon 19 Dec, 2016 1:43 AM
    Is their supposed to be a poll or do we write in our vote?
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    #3
    Posted Mon 19 Dec, 2016 1:46 AM
    Poll has been added, I had problems adding it because 1 option exceeded 100 characters, so it's an image!
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    #4
    Posted Mon 19 Dec, 2016 3:14 AM
    "I just think this Kuvah'magh savior thing could be dangerous for the kid in the long run...."
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    #5
    Posted Mon 19 Dec, 2016 3:43 AM
    We are voting in the poll here Von Luden, not adding more captions Wink
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    #6
    Posted Mon 19 Dec, 2016 4:09 AM
    Just voted, Big Grin
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    #7
    Posted Tue 20 Dec, 2016 11:29 AM
    Looks like three of them are tied in votes at the moment!
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    Posted Wed 28 Dec, 2016 4:07 PM
    And we have a winner, Flicky with this line!

    Name: and that's how the captain gave birth to my lizard babies.png Views: 225 Size: 342.8 KB

    He now has the honour of sending me a picture for the new week!
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    #9
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    Haha congrats Flicky ! Congrats
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    A very good winner, congrats Flicky!
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    #11
    Posted Sun 01 Jan, 2017 10:03 AM  –  Last edited by Strathkin; Mon 02 Jan, 2017 12:56 AM.
    Funny & Cute... Redface

    Let's hope Human Evolution though moves forward, rather than becoming lizard swamp things... I found it sad Transwarp showed a distant future Human Race far that was far less evolved where the poor lizard's couldn't even operate a Computer let alone apparently communicate - although perhaps telepathically - we look more like the first sea creatures that first evolved out of the ocean's a billion year's earlier not forward. Cry

    I just remember Q saying to Riker perhaps Humanity might evolve even beyond the Continuum one day... I'm not sure most would consider this anywhere even close. eek!