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[Ended] - Caption Contest #5 - Submissions

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Kerry Malone, Wed 08 Mar, 2017 9:42 AM
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    CAPTION CONTEST #5
    8/03/2017 - 15/03/2017

    The image for this week has been picked by Avenger, so get your submissions in!

    For one week, everyone will have a chance to write a witty or serious caption to an image, then the following week, everyone gets to vote on the caption. At the end, a winner is crowned and they pick the image for the next week. So, without further delay, here is your image to write a caption for!

    Name:  367e5b8f2f70ba5559baf84561a89bc4.jpg
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    I'd be delighted to offer any advice I have on understanding women. When I have some, I'll let you know.
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    Dax: "So you think I throw like a girl? Well your poetry is as bad as a Vogon's."
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    I'm going to abstain from providing one as its my image but I just had to pick on with Terry Farrell in it <3 absolute babe!

    Enjoy guys and gals!
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    Dax : on a scale of 1 to 10 how pretty would you say that lady is over there? Worf : um......6