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[Ended] - Caption Contest #6 - Submissions

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Kerry Malone, Wed 05 Apr, 2017 4:14 PM
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    #1
    CAPTION CONTEST #6
    5/4/2017 - 12/4/2017

    The image for this week has been picked by Draxx, so get your submissions in!

    For one week, everyone will have a chance to write a witty or serious caption to an image, then the following week, everyone gets to vote on the caption. At the end, a winner is crowned and they pick the image for the next week. So, without further delay, here is your image to write a caption for!

    TNGCaption102d
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    I'd be delighted to offer any advice I have on understanding women. When I have some, I'll let you know.
    CAPT. JEAN LUC PICARD
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    PRESS ANY KEY TO CONTINUE
    "Which key is Any?!?!"
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    What is that Netflix thing mentioned everywhere ?
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    "Lets watch the Picard Song again!"
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    #5
    Geordi: Data, why do you have "Two Orions, One Canister" queued up?
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    Data: Geordi, would you care to explain this email from your mother?

    Geordi: Uh.. What..

    Data: Your Mother says you can see fine and she want's her f&*k'n hair band back..

    Geordi: Uh...

    Riker: ♥♥♥♥, I owe Troi 20$!
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    He downloaded how much porn?!
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    #8
     –  Last edited by Noram; Thu 06 Apr, 2017 6:05 PM.
    "Data, I'm not sure explicit slash fanfiction qualifies as art..."

    Noram
    "There's a point where we needed to stop and we have clearly passed it. But let's keep going and see what happens..."
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    Data: "Why do you gentlemen want to me access the Klingon database for pictures of the Duras sisters?"

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    #10
    Riker: please list the dumbest things done in 2017

    Data:this is just January sir

    Geordi: Wow.... they really were stupid!

    Riker: what's this "Cash Me Outside" thing about? And Trump was really president?!
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    #11
    Here's captain picards bucket list.... whoooaaaa Belly Dancing?!?!


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    Data, we need that D3D error fixed NOW ! ! !
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    Delete the captains browser history. It's what he would of wanted after being taken by the Borg.