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[Ended] - Caption Contest #7 - Submissions

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Kerry Malone, Wed 26 Apr, 2017 8:19 PM
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    #1
    CAPTION CONTEST #7
    26/4/2017 - 3/5/2017

    The image for this week has been picked by Bedders, so get your submissions in!

    For one week, everyone will have a chance to write a witty or serious caption to an image, then the following week, everyone gets to vote on the caption. At the end, a winner is crowned and they pick the image for the next week. So, without further delay, here is your image to write a caption for!

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    I'd be delighted to offer any advice I have on understanding women. When I have some, I'll let you know.
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    #2
    Yeoman, Where.....is my....sunblock?
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    Please oh please, let ThreeOfSeven like me with this new spray-on tan color...
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    Crewman Rand - are you trying to achieve a promotion down there??
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    Scotty....BEAM BACK MY CLOTHES ! ! !
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    Upon realizing that the Captain was a shade of red, he began to panic...
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    Shh!... Spock, not while my favorite song is on
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    On his next away mission, Captain Kirk undergoes the process of magentafication to blend in with the magenta skin toned inhabitants of Magentii V, to procure the secrets of magenta glow™ warp core technology.
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    I'm never taking leave I'm Florida again!
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    *Sigh* Beamed in without my clothes again...I'm starting to think this isn't an accident.
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    Whatever it is, not yet.
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