Corrupt a wish!

longshotnorth · Posted Sat 30 Dec, 2017 7:19 AM

This is a game I saw on the STO forums a while back and one we played in 12th and it was a lot of fun! Basically you make a wish and the next person grants it with a twist.

Example:
I wish I had a new computer

The next person:
Granted but it powered by potatos

I wish for... And so on.

I wish for a spaceship

KaiserKirk · Posted Sat 30 Dec, 2017 8:10 AM

Originally Posted by longshotnorth

This is a game I saw on the STO forums a while back and one we played in 12th and it was a lot of fun! Basically, you make a wish and the next person grants it with a twist.

Example:
I wish I had a new computer

The next person:
Granted but it powered by potatoes

I wish for... And so on.

I wish for a spaceship

You get a spaceship... but with no oxygen.

I wish for a Lightsaber.

vonLuden · Posted Sat 30 Dec, 2017 11:43 AM

Originally Posted by Kirk142

You get a spaceship... but with no oxygen.

I wish for a Lightsaber.

You get one with no off switch.

I wish for a transporter pad.

aceman67 · Posted Sat 30 Dec, 2017 12:04 PM

Originally Posted by vonLuden

You get one with no off switch.

I wish for a transporter pad.

You wind up as one of the unfortunate souls who were Beamed up at the beginning of ST: TMP.

I wish for Force Powers.

Petrarch · Posted Sat 30 Dec, 2017 12:09 PM

Originally Posted by aceman67

You wind up as one of the unfortunate souls who were Beamed up at the beginning of ST: TMP.

I wish for Force Powers.

Your force powers only allow you to turn the lights on and off.

I wish for a suit of Power Armour.

Avenger · Posted Sat 30 Dec, 2017 2:03 PM

But it only protects you against flying Jelly Baby attacks.

I wish for Piles of Diamonds

Sent via the Argus Array, intercepted by the Romulans, sold on as stolen intel by the Ferengi!

Eaglesg · Posted Sat 30 Dec, 2017 2:24 PM

Originally Posted by Avenger

I wish for Piles of Diamonds

Granted, but Diamonds are not a valuable resource anymore

I wish to go into the future

longshotnorth · Posted Sat 30 Dec, 2017 3:30 PM

Originally Posted by Eaglesg

Granted, but Diamonds are not a valuable resource anymore

I wish to go into the future

Granted you have traveled five minutes into the future.

I wish for a motorcycle.

Spoch · Posted Sat 30 Dec, 2017 5:08 PM

Granted, but the motorcycle doesn't exceed 30kph(18.6mph).

I wish to be captain of a Federation starship.

Eaglesg · Posted Sat 30 Dec, 2017 6:17 PM

Originally Posted by Spoch

I wish to be captain of a Federation starship.

Granted, but your ship get lost in fluidic space

I wish to have a phaser

Asteropax · Posted Sat 30 Dec, 2017 6:21 PM

Originally Posted by Eaglesg

Granted, but your ship get lost in fluidic space

I wish to have a phaser

Granted, but the phaser is stuck at a light stun setting.

I wish I could be a science officer on a Federation exploration ship.

Avenger · Posted Sat 30 Dec, 2017 8:41 PM

Granted but you get booted out for creating a gaseous cloud in the captains evaluation meeting.

I wish to have Scarlett Johanson call me everyday

Sent via the Argus Array, intercepted by the Romulans, sold on as stolen intel by the Ferengi!

Infinity · Posted Sat 30 Dec, 2017 9:00 PM

Granted but she says everything backwards.

I'd like one of those TR-580 Tricorders. (functional!)

Spoch · Posted Sat 30 Dec, 2017 9:10 PM

Granted, but you can't turn it off.

I wish to be a Sith Lord.

Eaglesg · Posted Sat 30 Dec, 2017 9:18 PM

Originally Posted by Spoch

I wish to be a Sith Lord.

Granted, but you are in the wrong galaxy

I wish to direct the next Star Trek movie

Corrupt a wish!

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