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    #1
     –  Last edited by aceman67; Wed 22 May, 2019 12:11 PM.
    Any one got a tissue?
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    here's the joke for those that don't get it https://youtu.be/vt4WredSDog
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    #2
    HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAH *looks around* it loses something in translation
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    ROFL
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    I miss stargate sg-1
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    Ah, tealc the one and only
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    But you know that this is an Anubis guard Wink
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    #7
    What a great show, SG1 was the best! Gotta love all of O'Neils "cool" comments lol
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    Oh, you mean the TV show, not the movie.If you haven't seen THE MOVIE, I recommend it. Director's Cut, Extended Version, whatever they call it. See it.
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    I loved SG-1, I also loved Atlantis when they started doing cross over episodes.. I mean who didn’t wanna see Teal’c and Ronan beat the crud outta each other? XD
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    You're a Joke! lol
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    #11
    As soon as I saw the thread name I knew it had to be Jaffa Jokes! Haha, I love SG-1, I paid my $$$ for the DVD Box Set.
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    #12

    here's the joke for those that don't get it https://youtu.be/vt4WredSDog
    Also...

    Jaffa jokes???
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    Oh, you mean the TV show, not the movie.If you haven't seen THE MOVIE, I recommend it. Director's Cut, Extended Version, whatever they call it. See it.
    I originally saw the movie after the TV show started to air and although you can go the whole show without seeing it, man the appreciation I have for Michael Shanks and how well he plays Daniel after seeing it, his personality and speech patterns are so similar to James Spader's version that it's very easy to accept that they're the same character especially in comparison to Kurt Russel's version of O'Neill compared to RDA's iteration of him.

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     –  Last edited by Taku; Mon 10 Jun, 2019 11:07 AM.
    I never watched the TV version. Was the O'Neill backstory the same for SG-1?
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    I never watched the TV version. Was the O'Neil backstory the same for SG-1?
    Yeah, but the name of his son was changed, and on the Show, his last name is spelled...

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