Positive vs Negative

Jim T Smith · Posted Fri 04 Sep, 2009 5:15 AM

Okay. Here's how it works.

Someone posts a negative thing on here that starts out negative, but ends up positive. But please, for my sake, say nothing about the world ending. Because I dont believe in the apocolypse. The world is not that weird.

Example:

Person 1
I just got fired.

Person 2
But now you can get a better job!

Example 2:

Person 1
my cat died.

Person 2
but you were allergic anyway. so you dont get sick as much.

It was meant to be funny, but in some ways its kind of stupid. So try and come up with some better ones.

Vanguard · Posted Fri 04 Sep, 2009 10:16 AM

The World's atmosphere as we know it is being destroyed by pollution.

Trav · Posted Fri 04 Sep, 2009 1:26 PM

But don't worry! The pollution will soon eliminate all the barbaric animals called humans and Earth will flourish and be green again!

Sharpkiller · Posted Fri 04 Sep, 2009 1:39 PM

Moved to Jokes.

Jim T Smith · Posted Fri 04 Sep, 2009 3:01 PM

It should've been noted, that every person (unless admin has a reason to) that posts should have a new negative comment.

Marching Band this year was torture.

Chris Wilkinson · Posted Fri 04 Sep, 2009 4:19 PM

Dont worry it may not be torture next year,

This year has sucked due to deaths and having to juggle everything

Zach · Posted Fri 04 Sep, 2009 11:05 PM

But things will get better!
My life isn't great right now....

kriiszz · Posted Sat 05 Sep, 2009 4:31 AM

But tomorrow you will win 1 million dollars and your life will be happy
Ive got bracis and cant eat

Vanguard · Posted Sat 05 Sep, 2009 10:30 AM

Well it's for the best that you have the braces now rather than later.

My internet connection is rubbish.

Zach · Posted Sat 05 Sep, 2009 3:19 PM

But it is so reliable!

I still haven't received the promotion to Captain yet.

Josh Broughm · Posted Tue 08 Sep, 2009 4:51 AM

But You'll get it some day.

I don't even have a medal on here.

Mr Dobilina · Posted Tue 08 Sep, 2009 10:05 PM

but the UFPAC is just 18 days away.

I am on a really rubbish PC away from home

Taisen-74656 · Posted Wed 09 Sep, 2009 12:55 AM

But don't worry, you'll be back to your normal PC soon!

My homework is completely idiotic!

Vanguard · Posted Wed 09 Sep, 2009 10:03 AM

Don't worry, just tell your teachers it's derogatory to your education and don't hand it in.

I hate awkward predicaments.

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