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    What is worst - Alzheimers or Parkinsons?

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     –  Last edited by StarRover; Mon 26 Jun, 2023 1:29 PM.
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    Did you hear about the theft at the police station? All of their toilets where stolen. They have nothing to go on.

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    Was helping my kid with dinner when he squirted me in the face with ketchup. in Hienzight, i should of let my wife do that.
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    two windmills are sitting in a field and one asked the other what kind of music do they like.
    The other says: "I'm a huge metal fan"
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