communications relay login

[Giveaway] - The Panic Buyers Paradise

Started By:
Three of Seven, Tue 31 Mar, 2020 11:08 PM
Views:
18294
Replies:
46
    • Commendation
      Commendation (150 Points)

      Awarded during the UFP Award Ceremony to those who go above and beyond for the community

      Unlocked Sat 26 Jun, 2021 9:20 PM

      0.22% have received this achievement

    • Highly Decorated
      Very Rare (100 Points)

      Receive every medal the UFP has to offer

      Unlocked Sat 25 Sep, 2021 9:17 PM

      0.18% have received this achievement

    • The Fool
      Rare (50 Points)

      Got pranked on April 1st

      Unlocked Thu 01 Apr, 2021 11:25 AM

      0.32% have received this achievement

    • Admiral
      Rare (50 Points)

      Receive a promotion to the rank of Admiral

      Unlocked Sat 18 Jun, 2022 9:10 PM

      0.22% have received this achievement

    • Eternal Servitude!
      Uncommon (25 Points)

      Be a registered user for five years

      Unlocked Sun 31 Jul, 2022 10:06 PM

      74.94% have received this achievement

    • tlhIngan SuvwI'
      Common (10 Points)

      Be a member of the House of Kular

      Unlocked Tue 12 Feb, 2019 12:02 PM

      13.08% have received this achievement

    ACHV. Points
    1030
    Reputation
    10
    Join Date
    Jul 31 2017
    Posts
    3,013
    Location
    St. Louis, Missouri, USA
    0
    • Users who disliked
    • None
    0
    • Users who liked
    • None
    #31
    ...seriously though, I only managed to find two packages of 12 last week and that's all I got. Why hoard TP of all things?
    I found 30-packs of what I thought were double-rolls that turned out to be TRIPLE-rolls (limit 2) and bought 2. Just for me.

    Why buy now? Because whether you buy it now or buy it later, you're going to use it. And you don't want to be running out when there isn't any on the shelf. It's not hoarding, it's buying in sufficient quantity.
    "And when I saw the breadth of my domain, I wept, for there were no more worlds left to conquer."
  1. Global Moderator

    • Pillar of the Community
      Very Rare (100 Points)

      Be a registered user for 10 years

      Unlocked Wed 04 Oct, 2023 10:07 AM

      34.22% have received this achievement

    • Dedicated
      Rare (50 Points)

      Volunteer for 1+ year

      Unlocked Fri 13 Nov, 2020 11:07 AM

      0.54% have received this achievement

    • To Boldly Go On and On
      Rare (50 Points)

      Reach one-thousand posts on the forums

      Unlocked Mon 29 Apr, 2019 8:00 PM

      0.71% have received this achievement

    • Rear Admiral
      Rare (50 Points)

      Receive a promotion to the rank of Rear Admiral

      Unlocked Sat 30 Dec, 2023 10:09 PM

      0.46% have received this achievement

    • Well Respected
      Uncommon (25 Points)

      Reach reputation tier 6

      Unlocked Mon 03 Dec, 2018 11:01 PM

      0.70% have received this achievement

    • FAB-ulous
      Common (10 Points)

      Be a member of the Federation Administrative Bureau

      Unlocked Wed 07 Apr, 2021 10:00 PM

      0.35% have received this achievement

    ACHV. Points
    780
    Reputation
    10
    Join Date
    Oct 03 2013
    Posts
    2,521
    Location
    Gamma Quadrant, Sector 4
    Pronouns
    He/Him
    0
    • Users who disliked
    • None
    1
    • Users who liked
    • Taku
    #32
    Gonna be fun in 50 years time telling the young ‘uns about the Great TP Famine of 2020.

    That’s if we survive on our hoarded supplies of tinned tomatoes...
    SulMatuul
    SulMatuul Medals
  2. Staff Writer

    • Pillar of the Community
      Very Rare (100 Points)

      Be a registered user for 10 years

      Unlocked Sat 22 Jan, 2022 3:01 PM

      34.22% have received this achievement

    • Dedicated
      Rare (50 Points)

      Volunteer for 1+ year

      Unlocked Wed 24 Jan, 2024 12:03 AM

      0.54% have received this achievement

    • Correspondent
      Rare (50 Points)

      Submit a Federation News Service article

      Unlocked Sun 29 Mar, 2020 11:01 AM

      0.44% have received this achievement

    • Dean’s List
      Uncommon (25 Points)

      Pass all three Academy exams

      Unlocked Tue 21 Jan, 2020 7:04 AM

      3.99% have received this achievement

    • Poster Child
      Uncommon (25 Points)

      Reach 500 posts on the forums

      Unlocked Fri 14 Feb, 2020 5:09 AM

      1.11% have received this achievement

    • Tabloid Journalism
      Common (10 Points)

      Be a writer for the Federation News Service

      Unlocked Wed 05 Feb, 2020 12:01 PM

      0.44% have received this achievement

    ACHV. Points
    610
    Reputation
    5
    Join Date
    Jan 23 2012
    Posts
    677
    Location
    UFP Penal Colony, NZ
    0
    • Users who disliked
    • None
    1
    • Users who liked
    • Taku
    #33
    *Federarion Starship finds a 21st Century person alive through some animated suspension means, brings them on board, thaws them.*

    *next day captain*
    Captain: "What do you mean the replication materials are low?"

    Rando Crewman: "it's our new, old guest sir! They keep replicating something called, "Toilet paper," their room is full of it and the guest is swimming through the piles."

    Rayne Quote
  3. Global Moderator

    • Highly Decorated
      Very Rare (100 Points)

      Receive every medal the UFP has to offer

      Unlocked Sat 14 Oct, 2023 3:00 PM

      0.18% have received this achievement

    • Dedicated
      Rare (50 Points)

      Volunteer for 1+ year

      Unlocked Fri 03 Apr, 2020 6:00 PM

      0.54% have received this achievement

    • The Fool
      Rare (50 Points)

      Got pranked on April 1st

      Unlocked Fri 01 Apr, 2022 12:10 PM

      0.32% have received this achievement

    • Vice Admiral
      Rare (50 Points)

      Receive a promotion to the rank of Vice Admiral

      Unlocked Sat 14 Oct, 2023 2:59 PM

      0.27% have received this achievement

    • To Boldly Go On and On
      Rare (50 Points)

      Reach one-thousand posts on the forums

      Unlocked Fri 11 Dec, 2020 7:00 PM

      0.71% have received this achievement

    • The Mad House
      Common (10 Points)

      Be a member of the Holodeck

      Unlocked Tue 05 Jun, 2018 10:00 PM

      13.01% have received this achievement

    ACHV. Points
    915
    Reputation
    10
    Join Date
    Jun 05 2018
    Posts
    2,107
    Location
    Australia
    0
    • Users who disliked
    • None
    2
    • Users who liked
    • Taku
    • DeWolfe
    #34
    *Federarion Starship finds a 21st Century person alive through some animated suspension means, brings them on board, thaws them.*

    *next day captain*
    Captain: "What do you mean the replication materials are low?"

    Rando Crewman: "it's our new, old guest sir! They keep replicating something called, "Toilet paper," their room is full of it and the guest is swimming through the piles."
    I mastered the 3 Sea Shells!
    Heyallo
    Heyallo Medals
    "What good is a rule if you're not willing to die for it...? Or break it."
    Capt. Christopher Pike
    • The Ghost Writer
      Rare (50 Points)

      Be the Commanding Officer of the Roleplay Division

      Unlocked Sat 26 Sep, 2020 1:02 AM

      0.04% have received this achievement

    • Dedicated
      Rare (50 Points)

      Volunteer for 1+ year

      Unlocked Sat 26 Sep, 2020 1:02 AM

      0.54% have received this achievement

    • To Boldly Go On and On
      Rare (50 Points)

      Reach one-thousand posts on the forums

      Unlocked Thu 02 Apr, 2020 8:01 PM

      0.71% have received this achievement

    • Rear Admiral
      Rare (50 Points)

      Receive a promotion to the rank of Rear Admiral

      Unlocked Sat 26 Sep, 2020 12:16 AM

      0.46% have received this achievement

    • Silver Contributor
      Rare (50 Points)

      Subscribe to a monthly Silver Subscription

      Unlocked Wed 01 May, 2019 11:02 PM

      0.43% have received this achievement

    • Eternal Servitude!
      Uncommon (25 Points)

      Be a registered user for five years

      Unlocked Thu 01 Oct, 2020 3:13 AM

      74.94% have received this achievement

    ACHV. Points
    780
    Reputation
    10
    Join Date
    Oct 01 2015
    Posts
    1,421
    Location
    Two steps from hell.
    0
    • Users who disliked
    • None
    2
    • Users who liked
    • Taku
    • DeWolfe
    #35
    I mastered the 3 Sea Shells!
    Name:  understood.gif
Views: 261
Size:  883.3 KB
    WelshAvenger
    WelshAvenger Medals
    Flectere si nequeo superos, Acheronta movebo.
  4. Fleet Admiral

    • Commendation
      Commendation (150 Points)

      Awarded during the UFP Award Ceremony to those who go above and beyond for the community

      Unlocked Sat 29 Jun, 2019 9:56 PM

      0.22% have received this achievement

    • Top Brass
      Very Rare (100 Points)

      Reach the highest Starfleet Rank

      Unlocked Sat 17 Dec, 2016 10:30 PM

      0.03% have received this achievement

    • To Infinity and Beyond
      Very Rare (100 Points)

      Reach ten-thousand posts on the forums

      Grandfathered

      0.02% have received this achievement

    • Highly Decorated
      Very Rare (100 Points)

      Receive every medal the UFP has to offer

      Unlocked Sun 27 Mar, 2016 2:00 PM

      0.18% have received this achievement

    • Set Phasers To Frag
      Very Rare (100 Points)

      Win an Annual Elite Force Tournament

      Unlocked Sun 28 Aug, 2016 7:24 PM

      0.04% have received this achievement

    • Hearthstone Tournament Winner
      Very Rare (100 Points)

      Win the annual Hearthstone Tournament

      Unlocked Mon 04 Jul, 2016 6:08 PM

      0.01% have received this achievement

    ACHV. Points
    2415
    Reputation
    10
    Join Date
    Jan 25 2012
    Posts
    14,152
    Location
    Unimatrix 01
    Pronouns
    She/Her
    0
    • Users who disliked
    • None
    6
    • Users who liked
    • Chris Wilkinson
    • Morris
    • Solace
    • Taku
    • DeWolfe
    • AlexRider
    #36
    Greetings,

    I am pleased to annouce the winners of our wonderful raffle! They are as follows.

    1. Dylan Erikson
    2. T'Tan
    3. Supergrover


    If you wish to redeem your prizes, you will need to send me 150 bars of Gold Pressed Latinum each, and then your goods will be delivered to you in a timely manner, give or take a decade.

    Rule 218 - Sometimes what you get free costs entirely too much.

    That said, we are going to give you each a complimentary 21st century video game!

    Dylan Erikson gets a copy of Shadowrun: Dragonfall - Director's Cut
    T'Tan gets a copy of Q.U.B.E: Director's Cut
    Supergrover gets a copy of Sanctum 2

    Rule 290 - An angry man is an enemy, and a satisfied man is an ally.

    Congratulations, you shall be contacted shortly!
    • Pillar of the Community
      Very Rare (100 Points)

      Be a registered user for 10 years

      Unlocked Sat 29 Sep, 2018 1:05 PM

      34.22% have received this achievement

    • Civilian
      Rare (50 Points)

      Leave Starfleet for a career in the Federation Government

      Unlocked Mon 23 Mar, 2020 12:37 PM

      0.09% have received this achievement

    • Admiral Council
      Rare (50 Points)

      Join the Federation Executive Office

      Unlocked Mon 23 Mar, 2020 12:37 PM

      0.06% have received this achievement

    • To Boldly Go On and On
      Rare (50 Points)

      Reach one-thousand posts on the forums

      Grandfathered

      0.71% have received this achievement

    • A Heartfelt Thank You
      Rare (50 Points)

      Donate over £100 to the UFP

      Grandfathered

      0.37% have received this achievement

    • Rear Admiral
      Rare (50 Points)

      Receive a promotion to the rank of Rear Admiral

      Unlocked Wed 12 Jan, 2011 5:10 PM

      0.46% have received this achievement

    ACHV. Points
    870
    Reputation
    5
    Join Date
    Aug 05 2008
    Posts
    2,547
    Donated
    £100+
    Location
    Surrey, UK
    0
    • Users who disliked
    • None
    2
    • Users who liked
    • Taku
    #37
    Grats Big Grin Rigged!!!!!!
    Reggie
    Reggie Medals
  5. Gold Contributor

    • Commendation
      Commendation (150 Points)

      Awarded during the UFP Award Ceremony to those who go above and beyond for the community

      Unlocked Sat 25 Sep, 2021 9:24 PM

      0.22% have received this achievement

    • Pillar of the Community
      Very Rare (100 Points)

      Be a registered user for 10 years

      Unlocked Sat 23 Apr, 2022 9:05 PM

      34.22% have received this achievement

    • Highly Decorated
      Very Rare (100 Points)

      Receive every medal the UFP has to offer

      Unlocked Sat 26 Jun, 2021 9:01 PM

      0.18% have received this achievement

    • Gold Contributor
      Very Rare (100 Points)

      Subscribe to a monthly Gold Subscription

      Unlocked Fri 10 Apr, 2020 8:02 AM

      0.35% have received this achievement

    • Dedicated
      Rare (50 Points)

      Volunteer for 1+ year

      Unlocked Sun 07 Mar, 2021 10:01 PM

      0.54% have received this achievement

    • At the Helm
      Rare (50 Points)

      Be Head of Starfleet Operations

      Unlocked Tue 06 Feb, 2024 2:01 PM

      0.07% have received this achievement

    ACHV. Points
    1460
    Reputation
    10
    Join Date
    Apr 23 2012
    Posts
    1,957
    Location
    Virginia, U.S.A.
    0
    • Users who disliked
    • None
    0
    • Users who liked
    • None
    #38
    Congrats Dylan, T'Tan, and Supergrover!!! Enjoy your spoils!
    Morris
    Morris Medals
    • To Boldly Go On and On
      Rare (50 Points)

      Reach one-thousand posts on the forums

      Unlocked Tue 22 Aug, 2017 11:01 PM

      0.71% have received this achievement

    • Starfleet's Finest
      Common (10 Points)

      Be a member of Starfleet Operations

      Grandfathered

      28.11% have received this achievement

    • The Mad House
      Common (10 Points)

      Be a member of the Holodeck

      Unlocked Tue 01 Sep, 2015 5:05 AM

      13.01% have received this achievement

    • Command Material
      Common (10 Points)

      Sit and pass the Academy Command Exam

      Grandfathered

      4.58% have received this achievement

    • Lieutenant
      Common (10 Points)

      Receive a promotion to the rank of Lieutenant

      Unlocked Sat 24 Mar, 2018 10:58 PM

      1.19% have received this achievement

    • Pillar of the Community
      Very Rare (100 Points)

      Be a registered user for 10 years

      Unlocked Fri 04 Mar, 2022 11:06 PM

      34.22% have received this achievement

    ACHV. Points
    495
    Join Date
    Mar 04 2012
    Posts
    1,553
    Location
    Red Deer, Alberta
    0
    • Users who disliked
    • None
    0
    • Users who liked
    • None
    #39
    Congrats you lucky people.
  6. SFA Commanding Officer

    • Gold Contributor
      Very Rare (100 Points)

      Subscribe to a monthly Gold Subscription

      Unlocked Wed 01 Dec, 2021 6:02 AM

      0.35% have received this achievement

    • Academy Dean
      Rare (50 Points)

      Be Head of Starfleet Academy

      Unlocked Fri 24 Mar, 2023 7:01 PM

      0.08% have received this achievement

    • Dedicated
      Rare (50 Points)

      Volunteer for 1+ year

      Unlocked Fri 13 Nov, 2020 11:07 AM

      0.54% have received this achievement

    • Vice Admiral
      Rare (50 Points)

      Receive a promotion to the rank of Vice Admiral

      Unlocked Sat 30 Dec, 2023 10:11 PM

      0.27% have received this achievement

    • To Boldly Go On and On
      Rare (50 Points)

      Reach one-thousand posts on the forums

      Unlocked Thu 18 Feb, 2021 11:02 AM

      0.71% have received this achievement

    • A Heartfelt Thank You
      Rare (50 Points)

      Donate over £100 to the UFP

      Unlocked Tue 01 Mar, 2022 11:03 AM

      0.37% have received this achievement

    ACHV. Points
    1115
    Reputation
    10
    Join Date
    Aug 26 2015
    Posts
    2,819
    Location
    Germany
    Pronouns
    He/Him
    0
    • Users who disliked
    • None
    0
    • Users who liked
    • None
    #40
    Congratulations!
    SunfireSunfire Medals
  7. Bronze Contributor

    • Commendation
      Commendation (150 Points)

      Awarded during the UFP Award Ceremony to those who go above and beyond for the community

      Unlocked Sat 26 Mar, 2022 10:20 PM

      0.22% have received this achievement

    • Highly Decorated
      Very Rare (100 Points)

      Receive every medal the UFP has to offer

      Unlocked Sat 26 Mar, 2022 10:01 PM

      0.18% have received this achievement

    • The Fool
      Rare (50 Points)

      Got pranked on April 1st

      Unlocked Fri 01 Apr, 2022 4:32 PM

      0.32% have received this achievement

    • Dedicated
      Rare (50 Points)

      Volunteer for 1+ year

      Unlocked Sun 06 Mar, 2022 6:01 AM

      0.54% have received this achievement

    • Admiral
      Rare (50 Points)

      Receive a promotion to the rank of Admiral

      Unlocked Sat 25 Mar, 2023 10:09 PM

      0.22% have received this achievement

    • To Boldly Go On and On
      Rare (50 Points)

      Reach one-thousand posts on the forums

      Unlocked Fri 09 Apr, 2021 11:05 PM

      0.71% have received this achievement

    ACHV. Points
    1195
    Reputation
    10
    Join Date
    Mar 31 2019
    Posts
    2,045
    Location
    Athens, Greece
    0
    • Users who disliked
    • None
    0
    • Users who liked
    • None
    #41
    Congratulations Congrats
    Miles
    Miles Medals
    • Gold Contributor
      Very Rare (100 Points)

      Subscribe to a monthly Gold Subscription

      Unlocked Sun 15 Sep, 2019 9:00 PM

      0.35% have received this achievement

    • Dedicated
      Rare (50 Points)

      Volunteer for 1+ year

      Unlocked Fri 13 Nov, 2020 11:07 AM

      0.54% have received this achievement

    • To Boldly Go On and On
      Rare (50 Points)

      Reach one-thousand posts on the forums

      Unlocked Sun 24 Nov, 2019 12:01 AM

      0.71% have received this achievement

    • A Heartfelt Thank You
      Rare (50 Points)

      Donate over £100 to the UFP

      Unlocked Fri 29 May, 2020 6:02 PM

      0.37% have received this achievement

    • Commodore
      Rare (50 Points)

      Receive a promotion to the rank of Commodore

      Unlocked Sat 26 Sep, 2020 8:53 PM

      0.48% have received this achievement

    • Silver Contributor
      Rare (50 Points)

      Subscribe to a monthly Silver Subscription

      Unlocked Sun 15 Sep, 2019 9:00 PM

      0.43% have received this achievement

    ACHV. Points
    925
    Reputation
    10
    Join Date
    Jul 15 2015
    Posts
    3,304
    Location
    U.S.A.
    0
    • Users who disliked
    • None
    0
    • Users who liked
    • None
    #42
    Congrats, enjoy your clean bums! Live Long and Prosper
  8. SFHolo Commanding Officer

    • Commendation
      Commendation (150 Points)

      Awarded during the UFP Award Ceremony to those who go above and beyond for the community

      Unlocked Sat 18 Dec, 2021 10:20 PM

      0.22% have received this achievement

    • Highly Decorated
      Very Rare (100 Points)

      Receive every medal the UFP has to offer

      Unlocked Sat 18 Dec, 2021 10:01 PM

      0.18% have received this achievement

    • The Never Ending Sacrifice
      Very Rare (100 Points)

      Win a Short Story Competition

      Unlocked Tue 29 Dec, 2020 5:11 PM

      0.04% have received this achievement

    • Correspondent
      Rare (50 Points)

      Submit a Federation News Service article

      Unlocked Tue 05 Nov, 2019 1:02 AM

      0.44% have received this achievement

    • Admiral
      Rare (50 Points)

      Receive a promotion to the rank of Admiral

      Unlocked Sat 18 Jun, 2022 8:40 PM

      0.22% have received this achievement

    • Holodeck Commanding Officer
      Rare (50 Points)

      Be the Commanding Officer of Holodeck

      Unlocked Sun 07 Nov, 2021 7:01 PM

      0.04% have received this achievement

    ACHV. Points
    1690
    Reputation
    10
    Join Date
    Apr 20 2008
    Posts
    2,830
    Location
    Dundee, Scotland
    Pronouns
    He/Him
    0
    • Users who disliked
    • None
    0
    • Users who liked
    • None
    #43
    Congrats guys Smile
    ChrisWilkinson
    ChrisWilkinson Medals
  9. Quartermaster

    • Bringing Home the Hardware
      Very Rare (100 Points)

      Win a Khitomer Games

      Unlocked Tue 10 Jan, 2017 5:04 PM

      0.05% have received this achievement

    • Academy Dean
      Rare (50 Points)

      Be Head of Starfleet Academy

      Unlocked Thu 10 Aug, 2017 2:01 PM

      0.08% have received this achievement

    • Dedicated
      Rare (50 Points)

      Volunteer for 1+ year

      Unlocked Fri 05 Oct, 2018 12:14 AM

      0.54% have received this achievement

    • Admiral
      Rare (50 Points)

      Receive a promotion to the rank of Admiral

      Unlocked Sat 27 Jun, 2020 9:06 PM

      0.22% have received this achievement

    • To Boldly Go On and On
      Rare (50 Points)

      Reach one-thousand posts on the forums

      Unlocked Thu 08 Mar, 2018 9:00 PM

      0.71% have received this achievement

    • Live Long and Prosper
      Common (10 Points)

      Be a registered user for one year

      Unlocked Sun 05 Nov, 2017 11:01 PM

      96.41% have received this achievement

    ACHV. Points
    1000
    Reputation
    10
    Join Date
    Nov 05 2016
    Posts
    2,153
    Location
    Germany
    Pronouns
    He/Him
    0
    • Users who disliked
    • None
    1
    • Users who liked
    • Taku
    #44
    Woohoo nice! Thank you very much! And congratulations to the others as well.

    When will the toilet paper be sent? Tongue Out
    TTan
    TTan Medals
    LOGIC IS THE BEGINNING OF WISDOM, NOT THE END. - SPOCK
  10. Staff Writer

    • Pillar of the Community
      Very Rare (100 Points)

      Be a registered user for 10 years

      Unlocked Sat 22 Jan, 2022 3:01 PM

      34.22% have received this achievement

    • Dedicated
      Rare (50 Points)

      Volunteer for 1+ year

      Unlocked Wed 24 Jan, 2024 12:03 AM

      0.54% have received this achievement

    • Correspondent
      Rare (50 Points)

      Submit a Federation News Service article

      Unlocked Sun 29 Mar, 2020 11:01 AM

      0.44% have received this achievement

    • Dean’s List
      Uncommon (25 Points)

      Pass all three Academy exams

      Unlocked Tue 21 Jan, 2020 7:04 AM

      3.99% have received this achievement

    • Poster Child
      Uncommon (25 Points)

      Reach 500 posts on the forums

      Unlocked Fri 14 Feb, 2020 5:09 AM

      1.11% have received this achievement

    • Tabloid Journalism
      Common (10 Points)

      Be a writer for the Federation News Service

      Unlocked Wed 05 Feb, 2020 12:01 PM

      0.44% have received this achievement

    ACHV. Points
    610
    Reputation
    5
    Join Date
    Jan 23 2012
    Posts
    677
    Location
    UFP Penal Colony, NZ
    0
    • Users who disliked
    • None
    0
    • Users who liked
    • None
    #45
    Congrats! *tries not to spill too much jelly*

    Rayne Quote