communications relay login

[Giveaway] - The Panic Buyers Paradise

Started By:
Three of Seven, Tue 31 Mar, 2020 11:08 PM
Views:
18290
Replies:
46
  1. Staff Writer

    • Pillar of the Community
      Very Rare (100 Points)

      Be a registered user for 10 years

      Unlocked Sat 22 Jan, 2022 3:01 PM

      34.20% have received this achievement

    • Dedicated
      Rare (50 Points)

      Volunteer for 1+ year

      Unlocked Wed 24 Jan, 2024 12:03 AM

      0.54% have received this achievement

    • Correspondent
      Rare (50 Points)

      Submit a Federation News Service article

      Unlocked Sun 29 Mar, 2020 11:01 AM

      0.44% have received this achievement

    • Poster Child
      Uncommon (25 Points)

      Reach 500 posts on the forums

      Unlocked Fri 14 Feb, 2020 5:09 AM

      1.11% have received this achievement

    • Dean’s List
      Uncommon (25 Points)

      Pass all three Academy exams

      Unlocked Tue 21 Jan, 2020 7:04 AM

      3.99% have received this achievement

    • Tabloid Journalism
      Common (10 Points)

      Be a writer for the Federation News Service

      Unlocked Wed 05 Feb, 2020 12:01 PM

      0.44% have received this achievement

    ACHV. Points
    610
    Reputation
    5
    Join Date
    Jan 23 2012
    Posts
    677
    Location
    UFP Penal Colony, NZ
    0
    • Users who disliked
    • None
    1
    • Users who liked
    • Taku
    #16
    I hope I win! I hope I win! I hope I win!

    Come on, #24!
    Not #24, #25! Need that sweet UFP print TP.

    Rayne Quote
  2. SFA Commanding Officer

    • Gold Contributor
      Very Rare (100 Points)

      Subscribe to a monthly Gold Subscription

      Unlocked Wed 01 Dec, 2021 6:02 AM

      0.35% have received this achievement

    • Dedicated
      Rare (50 Points)

      Volunteer for 1+ year

      Unlocked Fri 13 Nov, 2020 11:07 AM

      0.54% have received this achievement

    • Academy Dean
      Rare (50 Points)

      Be Head of Starfleet Academy

      Unlocked Fri 24 Mar, 2023 7:01 PM

      0.08% have received this achievement

    • Vice Admiral
      Rare (50 Points)

      Receive a promotion to the rank of Vice Admiral

      Unlocked Sat 30 Dec, 2023 10:11 PM

      0.27% have received this achievement

    • To Boldly Go On and On
      Rare (50 Points)

      Reach one-thousand posts on the forums

      Unlocked Thu 18 Feb, 2021 11:02 AM

      0.71% have received this achievement

    • A Heartfelt Thank You
      Rare (50 Points)

      Donate over £100 to the UFP

      Unlocked Tue 01 Mar, 2022 11:03 AM

      0.37% have received this achievement

    ACHV. Points
    1115
    Reputation
    10
    Join Date
    Aug 26 2015
    Posts
    2,819
    Location
    Germany
    Pronouns
    He/Him
    0
    • Users who disliked
    • None
    0
    • Users who liked
    • None
    #17
    Yay, if I'm lucky I can use that TP to wrap my Defiant in it!
    SunfireSunfire Medals
  3. Deputy Head of Administration

    • Commendation
      Commendation (150 Points)

      Awarded during the UFP Award Ceremony to those who go above and beyond for the community

      Unlocked Sat 28 Mar, 2020 10:11 PM

      0.22% have received this achievement

    • Pillar of the Community
      Very Rare (100 Points)

      Be a registered user for 10 years

      Unlocked Thu 11 Aug, 2022 1:05 AM

      34.20% have received this achievement

    • ...and On and On
      Very Rare (100 Points)

      Reach five-thousand posts on the forums

      Unlocked Fri 14 Feb, 2020 8:03 PM

      0.08% have received this achievement

    • Editor-and-Chief
      Rare (50 Points)

      Be Federation News Service CO

      Unlocked Fri 10 Feb, 2023 3:02 PM

      0.08% have received this achievement

    • Admiral
      Rare (50 Points)

      Receive a promotion to the rank of Admiral

      Unlocked Sat 24 Dec, 2022 10:13 PM

      0.22% have received this achievement

    • Highly Decorated
      Very Rare (100 Points)

      Receive every medal the UFP has to offer

      Unlocked Sat 26 Sep, 2020 10:02 PM

      0.18% have received this achievement

    ACHV. Points
    1475
    Reputation
    10
    Join Date
    Aug 10 2012
    Posts
    7,497
    Donated
    £50+
    Location
    United Kingdom
    Pronouns
    He/Him
    0
    • Users who disliked
    • None
    0
    • Users who liked
    • None
    #18
    An MS Paint artists representation, created by Noram, and laminated.
    Laminates you say.. can you guarantee it makes a *thwong* noise when you shake it?
  4. Staff Writer

    • Pillar of the Community
      Very Rare (100 Points)

      Be a registered user for 10 years

      Unlocked Sat 22 Jan, 2022 3:01 PM

      34.20% have received this achievement

    • Dedicated
      Rare (50 Points)

      Volunteer for 1+ year

      Unlocked Wed 24 Jan, 2024 12:03 AM

      0.54% have received this achievement

    • Correspondent
      Rare (50 Points)

      Submit a Federation News Service article

      Unlocked Sun 29 Mar, 2020 11:01 AM

      0.44% have received this achievement

    • Poster Child
      Uncommon (25 Points)

      Reach 500 posts on the forums

      Unlocked Fri 14 Feb, 2020 5:09 AM

      1.11% have received this achievement

    • Dean’s List
      Uncommon (25 Points)

      Pass all three Academy exams

      Unlocked Tue 21 Jan, 2020 7:04 AM

      3.99% have received this achievement

    • Tabloid Journalism
      Common (10 Points)

      Be a writer for the Federation News Service

      Unlocked Wed 05 Feb, 2020 12:01 PM

      0.44% have received this achievement

    ACHV. Points
    610
    Reputation
    5
    Join Date
    Jan 23 2012
    Posts
    677
    Location
    UFP Penal Colony, NZ
    0
    • Users who disliked
    • None
    1
    • Users who liked
    • Solace
    #19
    Laminates you say.. can you guarantee it makes a *thwong* noise when you shake it?

    Originally Posted by Three of Seven
    An MS Paint artists representation, created by Noram, and laminated

    It took some time as I read and re-read that because initially I couldn't stop reading it as Noram in a Thong being the picture.

    That said, I like you Solace would approve of Thwongie noises from the laminated photo as long as its not Noram in a thong.

    Rayne Quote
    • Paragon of Duty
      Uncommon (25 Points)

      Sign three roll calls in a row

      Unlocked Sun 11 Jun, 2017 5:01 PM

      9.77% have received this achievement

    • Eternal Servitude!
      Uncommon (25 Points)

      Be a registered user for five years

      Unlocked Wed 22 Sep, 2021 5:02 PM

      74.95% have received this achievement

    • Starfleet's Finest
      Common (10 Points)

      Be a member of Starfleet Operations

      Unlocked Thu 22 Sep, 2016 11:01 AM

      28.11% have received this achievement

    • tlhIngan SuvwI'
      Common (10 Points)

      Be a member of the House of Kular

      Unlocked Thu 22 Sep, 2016 11:01 AM

      13.08% have received this achievement

    • Engage
      Common (10 Points)

      Join the United Federation of Planets

      Unlocked Thu 22 Sep, 2016 11:01 AM

      32.71% have received this achievement

    • Reliable Officer
      Common (10 Points)

      Sign roll call

      Unlocked Thu 01 Dec, 2016 5:01 PM

      13.90% have received this achievement

    ACHV. Points
    210
    Reputation
    1
    Join Date
    Sep 22 2016
    Posts
    147
    Location
    Germany
    0
    • Users who disliked
    • None
    0
    • Users who liked
    • None
    #20
    hahaha ... very good, your first sentence in the OP made me already laugh lol
  5. Global Moderator

    • Pillar of the Community
      Very Rare (100 Points)

      Be a registered user for 10 years

      Unlocked Wed 04 Oct, 2023 10:07 AM

      34.20% have received this achievement

    • Dedicated
      Rare (50 Points)

      Volunteer for 1+ year

      Unlocked Fri 13 Nov, 2020 11:07 AM

      0.54% have received this achievement

    • To Boldly Go On and On
      Rare (50 Points)

      Reach one-thousand posts on the forums

      Unlocked Mon 29 Apr, 2019 8:00 PM

      0.71% have received this achievement

    • Rear Admiral
      Rare (50 Points)

      Receive a promotion to the rank of Rear Admiral

      Unlocked Sat 30 Dec, 2023 10:09 PM

      0.46% have received this achievement

    • Well Respected
      Uncommon (25 Points)

      Reach reputation tier 6

      Unlocked Mon 03 Dec, 2018 11:01 PM

      0.70% have received this achievement

    • FAB-ulous
      Common (10 Points)

      Be a member of the Federation Administrative Bureau

      Unlocked Wed 07 Apr, 2021 10:00 PM

      0.35% have received this achievement

    ACHV. Points
    780
    Reputation
    10
    Join Date
    Oct 03 2013
    Posts
    2,521
    Location
    Gamma Quadrant, Sector 4
    Pronouns
    He/Him
    0
    • Users who disliked
    • None
    1
    • Users who liked
    • Taku
    #21
    What’s the standard for UFP toilet paper?
    Is it nice posh 3-ply for added comfort or is it emergency rations sandpaper standard?
    SulMatuul
    SulMatuul Medals
  6. Deputy Head of Administration

    • Commendation
      Commendation (150 Points)

      Awarded during the UFP Award Ceremony to those who go above and beyond for the community

      Unlocked Sat 28 Mar, 2020 10:11 PM

      0.22% have received this achievement

    • Pillar of the Community
      Very Rare (100 Points)

      Be a registered user for 10 years

      Unlocked Thu 11 Aug, 2022 1:05 AM

      34.20% have received this achievement

    • ...and On and On
      Very Rare (100 Points)

      Reach five-thousand posts on the forums

      Unlocked Fri 14 Feb, 2020 8:03 PM

      0.08% have received this achievement

    • Editor-and-Chief
      Rare (50 Points)

      Be Federation News Service CO

      Unlocked Fri 10 Feb, 2023 3:02 PM

      0.08% have received this achievement

    • Admiral
      Rare (50 Points)

      Receive a promotion to the rank of Admiral

      Unlocked Sat 24 Dec, 2022 10:13 PM

      0.22% have received this achievement

    • Highly Decorated
      Very Rare (100 Points)

      Receive every medal the UFP has to offer

      Unlocked Sat 26 Sep, 2020 10:02 PM

      0.18% have received this achievement

    ACHV. Points
    1475
    Reputation
    10
    Join Date
    Aug 10 2012
    Posts
    7,497
    Donated
    £50+
    Location
    United Kingdom
    Pronouns
    He/Him
    0
    • Users who disliked
    • None
    0
    • Users who liked
    • None
    #22
    It took some time as I read and re-read that because initially I couldn't stop reading it as Noram in a Thong being the picture.

    That said, I like you Solace would approve of Thwongie noises from the laminated photo as long as its not Noram in a thong.
    Dammit now how am I going to flog those candid shots.. hmm Wink
    • Pillar of the Community
      Very Rare (100 Points)

      Be a registered user for 10 years

      Unlocked Mon 26 Aug, 2019 11:07 PM

      34.20% have received this achievement

    • The Ghost Writer
      Rare (50 Points)

      Be the Commanding Officer of the Roleplay Division

      Unlocked Wed 23 Jun, 2021 10:02 PM

      0.04% have received this achievement

    • Commodore
      Rare (50 Points)

      Receive a promotion to the rank of Commodore

      Unlocked Wed 23 Jun, 2021 9:11 PM

      0.48% have received this achievement

    • Captain
      Uncommon (25 Points)

      Ascend the ranks to reach the Captains chair

      Unlocked Tue 31 Jan, 2012 5:44 PM

      0.67% have received this achievement

    • Paragon of Duty
      Uncommon (25 Points)

      Sign three roll calls in a row

      Unlocked Mon 28 Sep, 2015 8:01 PM

      9.77% have received this achievement

    • Highly Decorated
      Very Rare (100 Points)

      Receive every medal the UFP has to offer

      Unlocked Sat 24 Sep, 2022 9:00 PM

      0.18% have received this achievement

    ACHV. Points
    955
    Reputation
    10
    Join Date
    Aug 26 2009
    Posts
    2,148
    Location
    Cape Breton Or Hyrule
    0
    • Users who disliked
    • None
    0
    • Users who liked
    • None
    #23
    THREE, YOU BRILLIANT BORG YOU!!!!
    Amazing!
    JoshBroughm
    JoshBroughm Medals
    • Pillar of the Community
      Very Rare (100 Points)

      Be a registered user for 10 years

      Unlocked Sat 29 Sep, 2018 1:05 PM

      34.20% have received this achievement

    • Admiral Council
      Rare (50 Points)

      Join the Federation Executive Office

      Unlocked Mon 23 Mar, 2020 12:37 PM

      0.06% have received this achievement

    • Civilian
      Rare (50 Points)

      Leave Starfleet for a career in the Federation Government

      Unlocked Mon 23 Mar, 2020 12:37 PM

      0.09% have received this achievement

    • To Boldly Go On and On
      Rare (50 Points)

      Reach one-thousand posts on the forums

      Grandfathered

      0.71% have received this achievement

    • A Heartfelt Thank You
      Rare (50 Points)

      Donate over £100 to the UFP

      Grandfathered

      0.37% have received this achievement

    • Rear Admiral
      Rare (50 Points)

      Receive a promotion to the rank of Rear Admiral

      Unlocked Wed 12 Jan, 2011 5:10 PM

      0.46% have received this achievement

    ACHV. Points
    870
    Reputation
    5
    Join Date
    Aug 05 2008
    Posts
    2,547
    Donated
    £100+
    Location
    Surrey, UK
    0
    • Users who disliked
    • None
    0
    • Users who liked
    • None
    #24
    It took some time as I read and re-read that because initially I couldn't stop reading it as Noram in a Thong being the picture.

    That said, I like you Solace would approve of Thwongie noises from the laminated photo as long as its not Noram in a thong.
    O.O
    Reggie
    Reggie Medals
    • Commendation
      Commendation (150 Points)

      Awarded during the UFP Award Ceremony to those who go above and beyond for the community

      Unlocked Sat 28 Sep, 2019 9:19 PM

      0.22% have received this achievement

    • Admiral Council
      Rare (50 Points)

      Join the Federation Executive Office

      Unlocked Mon 04 Oct, 2021 8:01 PM

      0.06% have received this achievement

    • Correspondent
      Rare (50 Points)

      Submit a Federation News Service article

      Unlocked Tue 17 Sep, 2019 9:00 AM

      0.44% have received this achievement

    • Admiral
      Rare (50 Points)

      Receive a promotion to the rank of Admiral

      Unlocked Sat 27 Jun, 2020 9:03 PM

      0.22% have received this achievement

    • To Boldly Go On and On
      Rare (50 Points)

      Reach one-thousand posts on the forums

      Unlocked Mon 08 Oct, 2018 11:01 AM

      0.71% have received this achievement

    • Tour of Duty
      Uncommon (25 Points)

      RSVP to ten events via the Events System

      Unlocked Sun 20 May, 2018 12:04 AM

      1.31% have received this achievement

    ACHV. Points
    1495
    Reputation
    10
    Join Date
    Sep 17 2017
    Posts
    3,340
    Location
    South East England
    Pronouns
    She/Her
    0
    • Users who disliked
    • None
    0
    • Users who liked
    • None
    #25
    😂😜
    Saelanna
    Saelanna Medals
  7. Global Moderator

    • Highly Decorated
      Very Rare (100 Points)

      Receive every medal the UFP has to offer

      Unlocked Sat 14 Oct, 2023 3:00 PM

      0.18% have received this achievement

    • Dedicated
      Rare (50 Points)

      Volunteer for 1+ year

      Unlocked Fri 03 Apr, 2020 6:00 PM

      0.54% have received this achievement

    • The Fool
      Rare (50 Points)

      Got pranked on April 1st

      Unlocked Fri 01 Apr, 2022 12:10 PM

      0.32% have received this achievement

    • Vice Admiral
      Rare (50 Points)

      Receive a promotion to the rank of Vice Admiral

      Unlocked Sat 14 Oct, 2023 2:59 PM

      0.27% have received this achievement

    • To Boldly Go On and On
      Rare (50 Points)

      Reach one-thousand posts on the forums

      Unlocked Fri 11 Dec, 2020 7:00 PM

      0.71% have received this achievement

    • The Mad House
      Common (10 Points)

      Be a member of the Holodeck

      Unlocked Tue 05 Jun, 2018 10:00 PM

      13.01% have received this achievement

    ACHV. Points
    915
    Reputation
    10
    Join Date
    Jun 05 2018
    Posts
    2,107
    Location
    Australia
    0
    • Users who disliked
    • None
    0
    • Users who liked
    • None
    #26
    Only the finest sandpaper this side of the galaxy.

    <----- mfw i use it.
    Anyone else think of higher praise than that? =P
    Heyallo
    Heyallo Medals
    "What good is a rule if you're not willing to die for it...? Or break it."
    Capt. Christopher Pike
  8. Gold Contributor

    • Pillar of the Community
      Very Rare (100 Points)

      Be a registered user for 10 years

      Unlocked Mon 15 Feb, 2021 8:00 AM

      34.20% have received this achievement

    • Commodore
      Rare (50 Points)

      Receive a promotion to the rank of Commodore

      Unlocked Sat 28 Sep, 2019 9:14 PM

      0.48% have received this achievement

    • Aspiring Author
      Uncommon (25 Points)

      Participate in a Short Story Competition

      Unlocked Thu 12 May, 2016 8:04 PM

      0.12% have received this achievement

    • Stepping Forward
      Uncommon (25 Points)

      Going from Clearance Level 3 to Clearance Level 4

      Unlocked Sat 29 Sep, 2018 1:28 PM

      1.91% have received this achievement

    • Well Respected
      Uncommon (25 Points)

      Reach reputation tier 6

      Unlocked Wed 16 Sep, 2015 8:03 PM

      0.70% have received this achievement

    • Spirit of Generosity
      Common (10 Points)

      Donate between £25 or more to the UFP

      Unlocked Sat 23 Nov, 2019 1:27 PM

      0.91% have received this achievement

    ACHV. Points
    1235
    Reputation
    10
    Join Date
    Feb 15 2011
    Posts
    5,458
    Location
    Bowman, Georgia
    0
    • Users who disliked
    • None
    0
    • Users who liked
    • None
    #27
    This is an awesome :::clears throat::: promotion!
    Stormy
    Stormy Medals
    What I really need is a cupholder and a couple of Advil.-Quincy Taggart
    • Pillar of the Community
      Very Rare (100 Points)

      Be a registered user for 10 years

      Unlocked Thu 16 Feb, 2023 7:08 AM

      34.20% have received this achievement

    • The Fool
      Rare (50 Points)

      Got pranked on April 1st

      Unlocked Thu 01 Apr, 2021 11:44 PM

      0.32% have received this achievement

    • Paragon of Duty
      Uncommon (25 Points)

      Sign three roll calls in a row

      Unlocked Tue 01 Sep, 2015 2:00 PM

      9.77% have received this achievement

    • Eternal Servitude!
      Uncommon (25 Points)

      Be a registered user for five years

      Unlocked Fri 16 Feb, 2018 1:03 AM

      74.95% have received this achievement

    • Dean’s List
      Uncommon (25 Points)

      Pass all three Academy exams

      Grandfathered

      3.99% have received this achievement

    • Poster Child
      Uncommon (25 Points)

      Reach 500 posts on the forums

      Unlocked Thu 24 Feb, 2022 4:02 PM

      1.11% have received this achievement

    ACHV. Points
    420
    Reputation
    4
    Join Date
    Feb 15 2013
    Posts
    528
    Location
    Where no one has gone before...
    0
    • Users who disliked
    • None
    0
    • Users who liked
    • None
    #28
    I'm getting in on some of the action! Who needs ships, quality TP is where it's at!
    • To Boldly Go On and On
      Rare (50 Points)

      Reach one-thousand posts on the forums

      Unlocked Tue 22 Aug, 2017 11:01 PM

      0.71% have received this achievement

    • Lieutenant
      Common (10 Points)

      Receive a promotion to the rank of Lieutenant

      Unlocked Sat 24 Mar, 2018 10:58 PM

      1.19% have received this achievement

    • Starfleet's Finest
      Common (10 Points)

      Be a member of Starfleet Operations

      Grandfathered

      28.11% have received this achievement

    • The Mad House
      Common (10 Points)

      Be a member of the Holodeck

      Unlocked Tue 01 Sep, 2015 5:05 AM

      13.01% have received this achievement

    • Command Material
      Common (10 Points)

      Sit and pass the Academy Command Exam

      Grandfathered

      4.58% have received this achievement

    • Pillar of the Community
      Very Rare (100 Points)

      Be a registered user for 10 years

      Unlocked Fri 04 Mar, 2022 11:06 PM

      34.20% have received this achievement

    ACHV. Points
    495
    Join Date
    Mar 04 2012
    Posts
    1,553
    Location
    Red Deer, Alberta
    0
    • Users who disliked
    • None
    1
    • Users who liked
    • Taku
    #29
    I just had to get in on this seeing as I'm running low on TP myself. I've only got 20 boxes. Clearly not enough to last me through the apocalypse.

    ...seriously though, I only managed to find two packages of 12 last week and that's all I got. Why hoard TP of all things?
    • The Ghost Writer
      Rare (50 Points)

      Be the Commanding Officer of the Roleplay Division

      Unlocked Sat 26 Sep, 2020 1:02 AM

      0.04% have received this achievement

    • Dedicated
      Rare (50 Points)

      Volunteer for 1+ year

      Unlocked Sat 26 Sep, 2020 1:02 AM

      0.54% have received this achievement

    • To Boldly Go On and On
      Rare (50 Points)

      Reach one-thousand posts on the forums

      Unlocked Thu 02 Apr, 2020 8:01 PM

      0.71% have received this achievement

    • Rear Admiral
      Rare (50 Points)

      Receive a promotion to the rank of Rear Admiral

      Unlocked Sat 26 Sep, 2020 12:16 AM

      0.46% have received this achievement

    • Silver Contributor
      Rare (50 Points)

      Subscribe to a monthly Silver Subscription

      Unlocked Wed 01 May, 2019 11:02 PM

      0.43% have received this achievement

    • Eternal Servitude!
      Uncommon (25 Points)

      Be a registered user for five years

      Unlocked Thu 01 Oct, 2020 3:13 AM

      74.95% have received this achievement

    ACHV. Points
    780
    Reputation
    10
    Join Date
    Oct 01 2015
    Posts
    1,421
    Location
    Two steps from hell.
    0
    • Users who disliked
    • None
    1
    • Users who liked
    • Taku
    #30
    Hmmm, this could be useful, Canada hasn't had TP for three weeks now and we're having to improvise with kitchen roll and tea towels. Do you ship to overseas?
    WelshAvenger
    WelshAvenger Medals
    Flectere si nequeo superos, Acheronta movebo.