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Taku, Sat 03 Jul, 2021 2:38 PM
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    #1
    Posted Sat 03 Jul, 2021 2:38 PM  –  Last edited by Taku; Sat 03 Jul, 2021 3:38 PM.
    Name: rRoT8gF.jpg Views: 302 Size: 126.5 KB

    ... Or the one.

    (Stolen from imgur: https://imgur.com/gallery/Zmye6St )
    "And when I saw the breadth of my domain, I wept, for there were no more worlds left to conquer."
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    #2
    Posted Sat 03 Jul, 2021 3:31 PM
    The Dad is strong with this one =P
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    Posted Sat 03 Jul, 2021 3:45 PM
    tumblr n9i4q20HH31rsjpjwo8 640
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    Posted Sat 03 Jul, 2021 4:08 PM
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    ... Or the one.

    (Stolen from imgur: https://imgur.com/gallery/Zmye6St )
    Loved this! #stolen

    Got a fair few trekkies on my FB who'll find that very amusing. Thanks for the share! Cool
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    #5
    Posted Sat 03 Jul, 2021 4:29 PM
    I'll get in on this.

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    Posted Sat 03 Jul, 2021 8:40 PM
    Originally Posted by Petrarch
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    #7
    Posted Sat 03 Jul, 2021 10:02 PM
    Originally Posted by KerryMalone
    I hate you so so much.
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