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Taku, Sat 30 Apr, 2022 5:23 AM
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  1. Taku
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    Posted Sat 30 Apr, 2022 5:23 AM
    Your mama's so fat, she outweighs the needs of the many.
    — Sarek of Vulcan

    Oh yeah? Well, your mama serves the needs of the many!
    — James T. Kirk
    "And when I saw the breadth of my domain, I wept, for there were no more worlds left to conquer."
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    Posted Thu 19 May, 2022 7:12 PM
    Q: What does the USS Enterprise and a roll of Toilet paper have in common?
    A: They both hang around Uranus wiping out various Klingons.
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