Zombie Proof House

Christopher Halsey · Posted Sat 30 Apr, 2011 9:52 PM

AWESOME!

I actually think it looks quite nice. But you are thinking. Ok how is that Zombie proof. Observe. Its a Transformer!

Originally Posted by All That Is Interesting.com

Somehow, ritual drunk-conversation concerning team captains for the apocalypse has become a major part of the lives of 20-somethings. Having been matured in the Grandaddy-crowned masterpiece film (put “A.M. 180” on and forget that you have a job), 28 Days Later, we’re all a little too ready to deal with the 2012 of our dreams. “The Safe House,” designed by KWK Promes, starts to get eerily close to something I could work with, if say 200 bludgeoned members of the undead army came over to eat their way into borrowing some sugar.

“The most essential item for our clients was acquiring the feeling of maximum security,” begins the designers’ website in the summary of the structure. Who wouldn’t feel safe in a concrete rectangle that folds in upon itself to become completely sealed? Even the windows are covered with a slab of concrete when the structure is on nap time. The house, with its movable walls, has only one entrance, which is located on the second floor after crossing a drawbridge. Seems like the perfect opportunity to use a flamethrower and defend the life of your family, while stylishly nesting in a piece of architectural elitism.

Originally Posted by The Escapist

Behold the imposing awesomeness of the world's first zombie-proof house!

When it comes to making a final stand against the hordes of the risen dead, practicality is paramount. Function must trump form if you want to avoid having your face chewed like an undercooked steak. But that doesn't necessarily mean you have to sacrifice aesthetics, and there's certainly nothing that says you can't have a nice view while you await the undead apocalypse.

Designed by Polish firm KWK Promes, the "Safe House" features an indoor swimming pool, a large, covered patio, a window-wall that opens onto a spacious second-floor balcony and provides a wonderful view, and a modern, attractive open-concept design. And when the zombies come, the whole thing essentially folds up into a giant, impenetrable block of concrete accessible only through a second-floor entrance protected by a rising drawbridge.

Bondgadget · Posted Sat 30 Apr, 2011 9:54 PM

Well I know where I will be going if there is a Zombie attack lol

Christopher Halsey · Posted Sat 30 Apr, 2011 9:56 PM

Originally Posted by {UFP}Bondgadget76

an Zombie attack lol

Oh noes AN ZOMBIE!

Bondgadget · Posted Sat 30 Apr, 2011 9:57 PM

Changed it LMAO

Neo · Posted Sat 30 Apr, 2011 9:57 PM

how much?

thats soo cool

Christopher Halsey · Posted Sat 30 Apr, 2011 9:59 PM

When I get my millions I am SO tracking down the guy that designed that and having him build me one, although my one will have "HAHA STUPID ZOMBIES!" and my 40ft golden FU sign at the top as seen in Minecraft before the soulless minions of orthodoxy demolished it.

Dodgers · Posted Sun 01 May, 2011 2:25 PM

There is only one word for something like that 'EPIC', though I would keep one window open for a little target practice

Spectre · Posted Mon 02 May, 2011 4:11 PM

That's awesome!

Tallaris · Posted Mon 02 May, 2011 5:06 PM

Looks like it would good with Tornadoes as well.

Malecki · Posted Fri 06 May, 2011 12:10 PM

Thank has to be the coolest house I've ever seen. I so need one of those.

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