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Posted Tue 29 Sep, 2009 7:53 AM
REASONS WHY CAPTAIN JANEWAY IS BETTER THAN CAPTAIN PICARD
1. One word: hair
2. More hair than all previous Star Trek commanding officers combined.
3. Drinks coffee, not that sissy "Earl Grey" stuff.
4. Beams down to the planet like real Captains should.
5. Mutes the doctor when the doctor gets out of line.
6. Keeps her First Officer properly in the dark.
7. Can speak "technobabble" with the best of them.
8. Hasn't let an adolescent pilot the Federation flagship -- yet.
9. Picard could never act like a prostitute to gain a tactical advantage.
10. Commanded ships blown up: Picard: 2 Janeway: 1/2
11. Voyager needs a female Captain. Its Captain must be willing to admit
they're lost and pull over for directions.
12. Hasn't quoted Shakespeare -- yet.
13. Looks better in sleepwear.
14. Gives guilt trips that would make a Jewish mother proud.
15. Isn't French with an English accent.
16. "Take this cheese to sickbay!" I don't know why this is here, either, but I loved that line!
17. Will give you two days off to ponder your lifeshattering experience.
18. When Janeway lands her ship, it can take off again.
19. Janeway says "I don't like you!" to her enemies instead of trying to convince them to behave better.
20. To comfort children, Janeway cares for them in a loving motherly way. Picard sings a song...in French...about a monk...who can't wake up for morning bells.
21. The only child on Voyager is a cute little thing with horns.
22. Janeway has a First Officer with a tattoo.
23. Picard likes to talk his way through. Janeway likes to punch her way
through.
24. She doesn't have any pesky Federation Admirals to get in her way.
25. Three words: Compression Phaser Rifles.
26. Acknowledges freely when she breaks the Prime Directive instead of
trying to weasle her way out of it with philosophical ramblings.
27. 40 episodes without surrendering the ship.
28. 40 episodes and Wesley has yet to save the ship.
29. Janeway's holo programs create useful things like doctors and lungs. Picard's holodecks create maniacal evil geniouses who yet again take over the ship.
30. She doesn't need to straighten her uniform every time she stands.
31. Janeway has never worn green tights and frolicked about in Sherwood Forest. However, if she did, she would look fantastic!
32. Same level of sexual tension between Doctor and Captain.
33. Has kids and they're cute little things.
34. Never worries about meeting a son she never knew she had.
35. Kirk looked good in ripped shirts; Picard looked good without a shirt;
Janeway would look... no, they can't do that on network television.
36. Cheese
37. Doesn't force her crew to wear awful outfits, unless it is to blend in with a primitive planet.
38. She doesn't waste time learning foreign languages. All lifeforms in the Delta Quadrant speak perfect English.
39. Her engineer does not wear a bananna clip over her eyes.
40. Slouches in her chair even in critical life-threatening moments.
41. Doesn't have a Counselor on board (thank God!).
42. Her telepath only lives nine years.
43. Janeway heard the words "boldly go where no man (er, woman) has gone before" and took them to the extreme.
44. 45,000 light-years is one thing. Every point in the universe instantaneously? That's excessive!
45. Picard tells alien cultures, "I hope our two cultures will one day come to a greater understanding." Janeway threatens them with "the deadliest of force."
46. Janeway's holo-characters fall in love with her. Picard's holo-characters want to kill him.
47. Janeway's Security Chief would never grow a ponytail.
48. The high point of Enterprise cuisine were scrambled eggs that only Worf could stomach.
49. Janeway doesn't have to point which way to go when they set off.
50. Maintains an elaborate hairdo that would baffle even Princess Leia.
51. Has mastered facial expression understood by all to mean, "Boy, Paris, are YOU ever stupid."
52. Doesn't need her first officer's permission to blow up her ship.
53. The highest field commision Picard ever gave out was "Acting Ensign."
54. Cheese cheese cheese cheese cheese. I can't help myself!
55. Hugs her Vulcan from time to time.
56. Has a more manly voice.
57. Doesn't have a starship that splits in half when it's in a tight spot.
58. Has a dog and a significant other, not some damn fish!
59. Had sex with a crewmember and "might have initiated it."
60. Kes. Troi. No contest.
61. Nealix. Replicator. Ok, this one's debatable.
62. At least she doesn't have to yell "Hot!" at her cook every time she
wants something to drink.
63. Her ship has neat-looking folding warp nacelles.
64. Her CONN officer actually went through the Academy.
65. Her CONN officer can use contractions.
66. Her first officer has a halucinogenic device.
67. Her Security Officer draws his phaser at the first hint of trouble.
Picard's Security Officer gets beat up by half the aliens that come aboard.
68. Hostile aliens surrounding her, half the crew are spies, the nearest help is 75 years away, and she's still kept the ship together.
69. None of the crew members' relatives have ever tried to take over the
ship, invade the Federation, steal a starship, or enslave all humankind.
70. To help her relax, Janeway's first officer helps her contact her spirit guide. Picard's first officer helps him get . . . to Risa.
71. Riker never smiled at Picard that way.
72. Q asked Janeway to run away with him and she refused. Q asked
Picard's girlfriend to run away with him and she accepted.
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found this on a website before posting this
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Posted Tue 29 Sep, 2009 3:10 PM
and one more thing
She made admiral b4 him
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Posted Tue 29 Sep, 2009 3:42 PM
and one more thing
She made admiral b4 him
Picard was offered the position of admiral several times. So no, theoretically Picard was made admiral before Janeway.
And about that long list of yours, Jadzia, it has absolutely no reasonable points.
Of course this whole thread is unreasonable... but oh well. Anyway Picard is better than Janeway and that's it!
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Posted Tue 29 Sep, 2009 4:03 PM
Oh hell nooo... comparing apples with apples just for the fun of it
Janeway is probably the youngest vice admiral ever, but Picard has been in command of Starfleet's flagship for at least 15 years, 22 by now.
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Posted Tue 29 Sep, 2009 5:58 PM
but Picard is Patric Stuart and he has stared in many other movies for instance x-men and um what other movies has she starred in. Patric Stuart rocks the catbox!
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Posted Sun 25 Oct, 2009 6:34 AM
Heres proof that Carter (SG1, Sga) was a better captain than both picard or janeway
and that actually is Amanda Tapping
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Posted Sun 25 Oct, 2009 9:55 AM
she was in SGU as well
i was half expecting a list comprising of
"she's a woman she's a woman she's a woman she's a woman she's a woman she's a woman she's a woman she's a woman" lol
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Posted Mon 26 Oct, 2009 4:32 AM
The list is Pretty good Janeway was good at breaking the Prime Directive
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Posted Mon 26 Oct, 2009 6:09 AM
The list is Pretty good Janeway was good at breaking the Prime Directive
agreed, she did it quite alot.
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Posted Mon 26 Oct, 2009 6:24 AM
I thought the prime directive was about non-interference?
so she kind of defeats the purpose of it
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Posted Tue 27 Oct, 2009 11:01 PM
lol, i like number 68, its lolzo lol
and a few others
all in all ROFL
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Posted Wed 28 Oct, 2009 2:39 AM
Must I defeat the Janeway lovers in this thread as I did in the exact same thread on our last forums?
Must I again point out the number of errors already made in the argument for Janeway being better than Picard?
Since I am a rather sporting person I shall give you 24 hours to conceed that Picard is superior. If not then you have insulted Star Trek and for that I shall blow you out of the stars.
You have my Bat'leth in that battle...it would be Glorious!
and yes, Picard is BY FAR > Janeway
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Posted Wed 28 Oct, 2009 5:29 AM
STARTREK CAPTAIN FOOD CHAIN - JADZIA VERSION
1: Captain Janeway - Captain Picard (Tied)
2: Sisko
3: Kirk
4: Archer
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Posted Wed 28 Oct, 2009 11:48 AM
nope, its like this:
1. Archer
2. Picard
3. Kirk
4. Sisko
99 Bizgillion. Janeway
without Archer, nobody would be famous so there XDXDXD
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