Everyone under the age of 14 has slept with my mom.
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Everyone under the age of 14 has slept with my mom.
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Mute option ftw for those little kiddies lol
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Your mom has slept with your... oh wait...
Sad thing is: I'm in my 30s.
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EDIT: This was meant as a joke, no disrespect in anyway was intended. I may be taking that too seriously, but I want to make it clear since we're in a respectful and respectable group.
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Lol taken as a joke to, my problem is I am in my 50s. Anything in my age range an older is down right scary, poor kids.
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Easy way to shut them up if you really want to go down that road.
"Oh yeah? Well I slept with your dad and your dad liked it!"
"IMPOSSIBLE IS A WORD TO BE FOUND ONLY IN THE DICTIONARY OF FOOLS."- NAPOLEON BONAPARTE
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When I first read that I thought your account had been hacked! :p