[Jon Thomas]

Here's how this works every day there will be a new word or phrase of the day.


Tuesday the phrase is: Repressed childhood memories.

[Babyhead4127]

Fact 1: Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.

Fact 2: Spotted skunks do handstands before they spray.

Fact 3: I love facts

Fact 4: Apparently the description field is too short without a fourth fact



i did not know where to put it

[Jon Thomas]

Here works fine

[Jon Thomas]

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[Jon Thomas]

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[Babyhead4127]

lol good find data mad

[Telex Ferra]

I met a traveller from an antique land
Who said: "Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. Near them on the sand,
Half sunk, a shattered visage lies, whose frown
And wrinkled lip and sneer of cold command
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed.
And on the pedestal these words appear:
`My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings:
Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!'
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare,
The lone and level sands stretch far away".

[Jon Thomas]

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[Jon Thomas]

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[Babyhead4127]

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[Jon Thomas]

Hello, is this the police?'

'Yes it is. How can we help you?'

'I'm calling to report my neighbour, Rangi. He's hiding cocaine inside his firewood!'

'Thank you very much for the call.'

Early next morning, police officers descend on Rangi's house in great numbers..

They search the house and then go out to the shed where the firewood is kept.

Using axes, they bust open every piece of firewood but they find no cocaine. They swear at Rangi and leave.

The phone rings at Rangi's house.

'Hey, Rangi, Did the cops come?'

'Yeah!'

'Did they chop up your firewood?'

'Yeah.'

'Happy Birthday bro!'

[FWAH!!!]

"MY BRAIN HURTS!"
-Monty Python

[Jon Thomas]

jenson In flash version

[Jon Thomas]

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[Jon Thomas]

Asteroid impact imminent!

Just kidding