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The magical vending machine

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Jon Thomas, Mon 16 Nov, 2009 6:58 AM
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    #31
    you recieve Killed jedi pie.

    I insert a coin (how magical lol)
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    you recive a packet of breathmints covered in horse manure.

    I insert my fingers
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    #33
    you receive nothing, Muwahaha
    I insert rank pips..
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    you recive double the pips you entered with a gold box around them!

    I insert a golden locket that has been handed down from generation to generation in my family
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    #35
    You get coal

    I insert Donal Duck
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    You get grilled duck on a stick.

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    You get happy Darth Vader

    I insert Tila Tequila Tongue Out
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    You get Tila Tequilla in a bikini.

    I insert Ace Rimmer.

    The mission is, and always will be, the journey itself.
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    you get an ace of spades

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    you get a card with the number to a foreign call centre.

    I insert ncc-74656
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    You receive rubix cube partly completed

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    you recive the grinch

    I insert Rear admiral reggie
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    You get Gangsta version of Reggie with more pips
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    You get the PTKFGS version of you back.

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    you receive a paper that says DMNTY

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