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Christopher Halsey, Thu 15 Mar, 2012 2:16 PM
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  1. Christopher Halsey
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    #1
    Posted Thu 15 Mar, 2012 2:16 PM
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    #2
    Posted Thu 15 Mar, 2012 4:15 PM
    You get sith corruption in ME3 too?! Smile
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    #3
    Posted Thu 15 Mar, 2012 4:17 PM
    The funniest part for me is, being married for five years, how many times me AND my wife have been in that situation XD (yeah she's a gamer too)
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    Posted Thu 15 Mar, 2012 4:22 PM
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    #5
    Posted Thu 15 Mar, 2012 7:15 PM
    LOL. Thank you Admiral Halsey, that did give me a laugh.

    And I definitely needed that considering THE GAWD AWFUL WTF ENDINGZIFJREJG!!?>38478237$*£Q$)@£
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    Posted Thu 15 Mar, 2012 8:16 PM
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    #7
    Posted Thu 15 Mar, 2012 9:43 PM
    Wait, it took him THAT long to finish Skyrim?

    Wish I could tell them not to bother starting it though..
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    Posted Thu 15 Mar, 2012 10:25 PM
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    Posted Thu 15 Mar, 2012 10:27 PM
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    #10
    Posted Tue 27 Mar, 2012 9:51 PM
    8 Movies with Mass Effect Morality Choices
    Warning one case of strong language

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    Posted Tue 27 Mar, 2012 10:02 PM
    OMG... that was awesome, Chris. I love those movie morality choices... great stuff! Thanks!

    Now, my coworkers are asking why I'm laughing... lol
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