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Posted Thu 24 Dec, 2009 6:18 AM
This is probably the most useless yet funny thing I have come up with, but here it goes! The Fleet Reshirt voting. This is a semi official position I just made up (its not an actual position) that is decided by a vote. But here is the nomination/entrance thread.
Contract:
By submitting an application or accepting a nomination to this mock-up position, you accept by any circumstances that you will be used in any way, shape or form as needed to be a test subject, human sheild, gaurd, bait, target, tool, kamekazi bomber, frontline man, cannon fodder, meal, snack, merchendise, gameshow lifeline, lifeline in general, test dummy and/or anything related to the before mentioned against your will. In doing so, you also accepting to putting your wellfare, well-being, well-lived-life, or well-done cooked meat on the line without any further say. You are a dispensable piece of equipment, but can also be reused. All of the following previous to this sentenced can be dismissed from real life events, as this mock-up position does not apply to such events. Although your personal comptuer is at risk. Anyone that gives an order that will break, destroy, or modify in any way anything in your possesion, it is not their responsibility. In other words, your screwed.
Please read the fine print. Even though its not an actual contract, it's still funny.
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Posted Thu 24 Dec, 2009 8:13 AM
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Posted Thu 24 Dec, 2009 6:48 PM
Wait a minute, I didnt even know you were a member.
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Posted Thu 24 Dec, 2009 7:34 PM
Jurack
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I do nothing productive around here anyway...
Not sure if this was meant as a joke (hope so) but if not, add me to msn and contact me regarding this issue) michaelh218@msn.com
JT, very nicely done. Funny as hell! *Looks around for someone to nominate* I'll have to get back to ya on that position
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Posted Mon 28 Dec, 2009 7:38 AM
Oh, comon. No one else thinks this is funny? Why is it always my topics that get little to no posts?!?
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Posted Mon 28 Dec, 2009 1:19 PM
They do?? I thought mine did..
Anyways looks like Jurack is winning at the moment!
Maybe I'll nominate someone as well, I am not sure yet who'd I'd like to get rid of :icon_twisted: .
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Posted Mon 28 Dec, 2009 3:20 PM
Please, please. Tell others.
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Posted Mon 28 Dec, 2009 10:42 PM
I nominate Fleet Admiral Hathaway!
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My evil plans are coming to fruitition! Mwahahahahahahaha!
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Posted Mon 28 Dec, 2009 11:22 PM
I nominate him ^ YAY reggie is the winner
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Posted Tue 29 Dec, 2009 9:43 PM
...... That last post didnt make sense.
We need 4 or more nominations to begin the voting process. Im giving this one more week.