Would you run up and punch a klingon for $20?

JCarrill0 · Posted Mon 28 Jan, 2013 3:16 PM

A thought some buddy of mine had, figured i would ask the {UFP} members.

Cazius · Posted Mon 28 Jan, 2013 3:29 PM

Doesn't that propose a mating ritual?

Dark · Posted Mon 28 Jan, 2013 3:44 PM

Sisko: *backhands Worf across the face*
Sisko: "Are you questioning the validity of my plan?!"
Worf: "Very convincing, captain. But was it your intention to challenge me to a battle to the death?"
Sisko: "No, not at all."
Worf: "Then next time, do not strike me with the back of your hand. Use your fist."

Kains · Posted Mon 28 Jan, 2013 4:14 PM

Pft, I've done a lot of stupid things in my time...

... of course I'd do it.

JCarrill0 · Posted Mon 28 Jan, 2013 4:18 PM

Originally Posted by {UFP}Cazius

Doesn't that propose a mating ritual?

biting the cheek is not punching them

Hermanator · Posted Mon 28 Jan, 2013 4:22 PM

I would punch a Klingon. I think if I managed to fight the Klingon relatively well and survive that we could be friends.

If you don't want a Klingon Warrior as a friend, then you need to go a think about your life....

JCarrill0 · Posted Mon 28 Jan, 2013 4:28 PM

Originally Posted by {UFP}Hermanator

I would punch a Klingon. I think if I managed to fight the Klingon relatively well and survive that we could be friends.

If you don't want a Klingon Warrior as a friend, then you need to go a think about your life....

so you mean:
"You don't truly know someone until you fight them" - Seraph (The Matrix)

Noram · Posted Mon 28 Jan, 2013 5:39 PM

Be sure to get the cash up front and that your will is up to date first

DeWolfe · Posted Mon 28 Jan, 2013 6:56 PM

There are easier ways to introduce yourself,

and if you need help with dealing with the fairer sex,
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fy6gPGeniL0

You could post this in the house of kular as well, Dodgers is the Klingliest Klingon on all of the inter-webs.
Best of luck to your friend with his encounters.

Spectre · Posted Sat 16 Mar, 2013 10:32 AM

No I would never run up to a Klingon and punch him in the face. That's just asking for a death sentence.

CpDoom · Posted Sun 17 Mar, 2013 9:48 AM

I see there are a lot of brave people....
I'm sorry, but I don't want to die or end up in sickbay with the majority of my bones broken.
In Star Trek the bone fractures can be healed easily, but hear this can be a long and painful process.
Only $20? The hospitalization costs will be much higher....

DaUnknownAdmin · Posted Sun 17 Mar, 2013 1:35 PM

There are better way to earn lunch money.

Jackie Weaver · Posted Sun 17 Mar, 2013 5:18 PM

I think palm striking a Klingon in the face is proposing a mating ritual. Since in Generations when Soran palm strikes one of the Duras sisters, she responds with "I hope for your sake, you were initiating a mating ritual"

Unless there are multiple ways to propose a mate :p

U.S.S. Hyperion · Posted Sun 17 Mar, 2013 11:37 PM

Only if I can be Commander Data..... thats enough physical strength to survive an angry klingon.

Would you run up and punch a klingon for $20?

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