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Senile Scribbles - Skyrim Parody

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Christopher Halsey, Sun 07 Jul, 2013 1:21 AM
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  1. Christopher Halsey
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    #1
    Posted Sun 07 Jul, 2013 1:21 AM
    Why I haven't seen these before now I can not say but I thought they were very funny. Please be advised there are a few uses of language that some might find offensive.

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    #2
    Posted Sun 07 Jul, 2013 1:22 AM
    Part 2. Again please be advised there are a few uses of language that some might find offensive.

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    #3
    Posted Sun 07 Jul, 2013 1:23 AM
    Part 3. Same content warning as previous.

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    #4
    Posted Sun 07 Jul, 2013 4:48 AM
    Those made my day, thank you!
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    Posted Sun 07 Jul, 2013 5:06 AM
    Those were fantastic.
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    #6
    Posted Sun 07 Jul, 2013 5:09 AM
    ROTFL These are awesome! Big Grin
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    #7
    Posted Tue 09 Jul, 2013 2:02 AM
    And Part 4.

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    #8
    Posted Tue 06 Aug, 2013 5:55 AM
    I love animated Skyrim stuff! It's so awesome!
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    #9
    Posted Tue 06 Aug, 2013 12:50 PM
    These are awesome!
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    #10
    Posted Thu 15 Aug, 2013 3:22 PM
    Ahahaha. I loved the first one dropping all the loot outside the shop, I do that all the time after killing a few dragons. Those scales and bones weigh a lot!
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