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Why are Lawyers like Sperm?

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Wes, Sat 24 Aug, 2013 10:35 PM
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  1. Wes
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    #1
    Posted Sat 24 Aug, 2013 10:35 PM
    Because one in a billion stands a chance of becoming a human
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    Posted Mon 26 Aug, 2013 4:50 PM
    *rimshot

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    Posted Mon 26 Aug, 2013 7:56 PM
    LOL. That reminds me of the joke...


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