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Sharpkiller, Mon 15 Feb, 2010 2:06 AM
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    #1
    Yesterday I was playing around with the Character Creator, and generated a random name for the character. The first name it generated was "God". So, I went back and reworked my character and came up with this....

    god2
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    #2
    "What does God want with a starship?" xD
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    #3
    escape from the center of the universe or eden as it is called for us humans Tongue Out
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    #4
    God Is very tall. Wink
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    #5
    "What does God want with a starship?" xD
    Thank you Jenson, now I have lines from Star Trek V in my head. Tongue Out

    "I know this ship like the back of my hand!" *hits head on crossbeam*

    The mission is, and always will be, the journey itself.
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     –  Last edited by Jon Thomas; Tue 16 Feb, 2010 5:24 AM.
    Yes and SHIIIINNNEY

    Thank you Jenson, now I have lines from Star Trek V in my head. Tongue Out

    "I know this ship like the back of my hand!" *hits head on crossbeam*
    For off topicness click
    [Kirk and McCoy agree to let Spock carry them up the shaft using rocket boots, only for the trio to float downwards]
    Spock: It appears we're too heavy.
    Kirk: Must be all those marshmallows.

    Or,

    Kirk: Damn it Spock! God damn it!
    Spock: Captain, what have I done?
    Kirk: What you've done is betray every man on this ship!
    Spock: Worse I've betrayed you. I do not expect you to forgive me.
    Kirk: Forgive you? I oughta knock you on your goddamned ass!
    Spock: If you think it would help.
    McCoy: Do you want me to hold him, Jim?
    Kirk: You stay out of this! Why, Spock, why? All you had to do is pull the trigger!
    Spock: If I had done that Sybok would be dead.
    Kirk: I ordered you to defend your ship!
    Spock: You ordered me to kill my brother.
    Kirk: But the man may be a fellow Vulcan but he...
    Spock: No, no you do not understand. Sybok also is a son of Sarek.
    Kirk: You mean he's your "brother" brother?
    [Spock nods]
    Kirk: You made that up.
    Spock: I did not.
    Kirk: You did too! Sybok couldn't possibly be your brother because I happen to know for a fact that you don't have a brother.
    Spock: Technically you are right I do not have a brother.
    Kirk: There! You see?
    Spock: I have a half-brother.
    Kirk: I gotta sit down.


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