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Last edited by Kantazo; Mon 02 Dec, 2013 9:55 PM.
A Borg was walking down a country road when he saw a donkey in a field nearby. Climbing over the fence, he pulled out his hand weapon, prayed loudly, and disintegrated the creature.
The farmer who lived there ran out the door. "What in the world was that?"
"Why," said the Borg, "What else? Ass immolation."
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