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    #1
    I recevied this in my inbox today


    Lottery Headquarters:
    Customer Service
    28 TANFIELD ROAD,
    CROYDON.LONDON
    Ref: BTL/491OXI/04
    Batch: 12/25/0304


    WINNING NOTIFICATION


    We are happy to announce the draw (#471) of the UK NATIONAL
    LOTTERY,online Sweepstakes International program held on 1st
    February,2010.


    Your e-mail address attached to ticket number: 56475600545 with Serial
    number 5368/02 drew the lucky numbers: 05 21 23 28 40 48 26(bonus
    no.),which subsequently won you the lottery in the 2nd category
    i.ematch 5 plus bonus.


    You have therefore been approved to claim a total sum of Ј850,000
    (Eight
    Hundred And Fifty thousand pounds sterling) in cash credited to file
    KTU/9023118308/03.This is from a total cash prize of #10,000,000 shared
    amongst the first four (4) lucky winners in this category i.e Match 5
    plus bonus.


    All participants for the online version were selected randomly from
    World Wide Web sites through computer draw system and extracted from
    over 100,000 unions, associations, and corporate bodies that are
    listedonline.
    This promotion takes place weekly until the end of the
    year.(31/12/2010)


    Please note that your lucky winning number falls within our European
    booklet representative office in Europe as indicated in your play
    coupon.(5647560054) In view of this, your Ј850,000 (Eight Hundred And
    Fifty thousand pounds sterling) would be released to you by any of our
    payment offices in Europe.


    To file for your claim, please contact our fiduciary agent and Provide
    him with the information below to the appointed email address:


    1.Name:
    2.Address:
    3.Marital Status:
    4.Occupation:
    5.Age:
    6.Sex:
    7.Nationality:
    8.Country Of Residence:
    9.Telephone Number:
    10.Fax Number:


    Rev.Parson Stanley
    Email: infodotuk3Atfmdotbb
    Phone Number:+447031966896

    Considering I:
    1. live in the mid-u.s. area.
    2. Never have been to Europe.

    One conclusion SPAM.


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    #2
    Reverend Parson Stanley? lol
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    #3
    Congratulations on winning spam.
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    #4
    Congratulations! You've won... spam!

    The mission is, and always will be, the journey itself.
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    #5
     –  Last edited by Jonathan Reynolds; Wed 03 Mar, 2010 12:41 AM.
    it also says j850,00 instead of
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    #6
    lol
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    #7
    [QUOTE={UFP}Jonathan Donoue;29985]it also says j850,00 instead of


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    #8
    Didn't any of you realize the UK enters the whole world into their lottery when they do it... and you don't even need to pay into it.
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