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Posted Thu 09 Jan, 2014 4:04 PM
I was 13 years old and I was in 9th grade (Middle school) she was a beautiful black girl from the athletic team, she gave me a kiss that rocked my world, I felt like Arnold S in Total Recall when he went out of the pipe into the surface of Mars. My eyes got that big.
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Posted Thu 09 Jan, 2014 4:22 PM
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Posted Thu 09 Jan, 2014 4:26 PM
Only if it makes your eyes pop!!!
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Posted Thu 09 Jan, 2014 5:52 PM
I don't even know what to think about this post... So confused.
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Posted Thu 09 Jan, 2014 6:34 PM
From the Big Online Book
A parody (/ˈpærədi/; also called spoof, send-up or lampoon), in current use, is an imitative work created to comment on an original work, its subject, author, style, or some other target, by means of satiric or ironic imitation. As the literary theorist Linda Hutcheon puts it, "parody … is imitation, not always at the expense of the parodied text." Another critic, Simon Dentith, defines parody as "any cultural practice which provides a relatively polemical allusive imitation of another cultural production or practice."[1] Parody may be found in art or culture, including literature, music (although "parody" in music has an earlier, somewhat different meaning than for other art forms), animation, gaming and film.
I mean it in this view. Not mocking, just like someone said imitation is the higher form of flattering.
Although this was a true event, my eyes really got that big, she was my truly first girl friend.
For some unknown reason that article made me remember that event in my past.
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Posted Thu 09 Jan, 2014 6:55 PM
I think I may understand your intent here Kantazo but I believe your delivery fell a little flat and a little crude. The title you employed certainly made me cringe.
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Posted Thu 09 Jan, 2014 7:04 PM
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Last edited by Kantazo; Thu 09 Jan, 2014 7:14 PM.
I think I may understand your intent here Kantazo but I believe your delivery fell a little flat and a little crude. The title you employed certainly made me cringe.
My bad, I thought you got offended.
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Posted Thu 09 Jan, 2014 7:13 PM
I wasn't offended. I was just making an observation.
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Posted Thu 09 Jan, 2014 7:29 PM
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