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Started By:: Eaglesg, Thu 09 Jan, 2014 9:28 PM

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Quote Post ID: 201885
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Posted Thu 09 Jan, 2014 9:28 PM

Why did the Klingon paint his hair blonde?

Because it was a good day to dye.

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Posted Fri 10 Jan, 2014 7:41 PM

I heard some got on the outside of his ship.

He had a hull bleach.
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Posted Fri 10 Jan, 2014 8:30 PM

Oh god... the cheese! :p
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Quote Post ID: 202026
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Posted Fri 10 Jan, 2014 8:33 PM

that was a good chuckle... Thanks!

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Posted Fri 10 Jan, 2014 8:39 PM

Can't Qaplain about that one. I find it targ to tell good Klingon jokes.
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Quote Post ID: 202036
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Posted Fri 10 Jan, 2014 9:12 PM

Corny jokes, yes, but still funny. Thanks for the chuckles.

Klingons everyone would be yelling now... of course, they always yell. It's who they are...
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Quote Post ID: 202037
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Posted Fri 10 Jan, 2014 9:13 PM

I like this joke, it follows the theme.

Do you want to hear a joke about Pizza?

Sorry, its too Cheesy!

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