Why did the Klingon paint his hair blonde?
Because it was a good day to dye.
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Why did the Klingon paint his hair blonde?
Because it was a good day to dye.
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I heard some got on the outside of his ship.
He had a hull bleach.
Oh god... the cheese! :p
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that was a good chuckle... Thanks!
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Can't Qaplain about that one. I find it targ to tell good Klingon jokes.
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Corny jokes, yes, but still funny. Thanks for the chuckles.
Klingons everyone would be yelling now... of course, they always yell. It's who they are...
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I like this joke, it follows the theme.
Do you want to hear a joke about Pizza?
Sorry, its too Cheesy!