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The Most Depressing Job On The Starship Enterprise

Started By:: CallMeTheRev, Sat 11 Jan, 2014 6:18 AM

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Quote Post ID: 202076
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Posted Sat 11 Jan, 2014 6:18 AM

I thought folks would get a kick out of this. I always felt bad for Chief O'Brien until me moved to DS9.

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Posted Sat 11 Jan, 2014 11:03 AM

pushups lol
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Quote Post ID: 202087
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Posted Sat 11 Jan, 2014 11:07 AM

It skips a fair few comics on there

But it's an amusing comic strip, I remember seeing them on Tumblr

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Posted Sat 11 Jan, 2014 1:01 PM

All episodes of the comic can be found here:
http://citycyclops.com/7.31.13.php
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Posted Sat 11 Jan, 2014 2:54 PM

Very good.

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Posted Sat 11 Jan, 2014 3:12 PM

I thought it was poor ol' Ensign Ricky?

Damn you Uncle Riker!
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Posted Sat 11 Jan, 2014 8:11 PM

Excellent ! :mrgreen:

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Posted Sat 11 Jan, 2014 9:51 PM

Ha Ha that's hilarious

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Posted Mon 13 Jan, 2014 5:02 AM

These are great.
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Posted Mon 13 Jan, 2014 8:25 AM

I do remember seeing this on Tumblr like three, and I have to point out how sorry I felt for poor O'brien. He didn't even have Bashier to enjoy a loving bromance with on his time off.
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Posted Mon 13 Jan, 2014 12:45 PM

I just had a dream this night: I was with Colm Meaney and I showed him the comic
(I'm currently watching all of DS9, I think I have to make a pause)

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Posted Mon 13 Jan, 2014 3:49 PM

Originally Posted by Eaglesg

I just had a dream this night: I was with Colm Meaney and I showed him the comic
(I'm currently watching all of DS9, I think I have to make a pause)

This is how he would react (note some swearing, inappropriate to some groups of our membership)
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Posted Mon 13 Jan, 2014 5:11 PM

Always liked Colm Meaney, seemed like the most honest and normal one out of the bunch on both shows.

Too bad we haven't seen him in more shows/movies.
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Posted Mon 13 Jan, 2014 7:47 PM

haha! great!

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Posted Tue 14 Jan, 2014 12:30 AM

So THATS why he ended up on ds9, no other reason I can see!

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