[DeWolfe]

It's that time again!

Hello everybody!
A new month a new game. This one is called, "Zombie Gorn" so the story is you killed a big Gorn, say a Ranger or a Pillager type(STO Reference) basically big like Killer Croc(Batman Reference). Anyhow he somehow reanimated himself and has found you.

Rules are in Green Text(4chan Refererence).

The first object you see to your right is the weapon you slayed the beast with, you can just say what it was or you can write up a quick story describing how you used said item to defeat the Zombie Gorn. If you have no items, you failed to be prepared and are now dead by the Zombie Gorn.

Notes: Zombies have squishy skin, this Gorn's scales have somehow become squishy and pliable much like a weak version of human skin, don't ask why. This is an emergency and you don't have time to play scientist!

Zombie Gorn are slow, they don't leap or run but they are still big and have sharp teeth. Most of their senses are dead but the reanimated portions of their brains allow for 1/3 their original sight 50% their smell but 150% their normal hearing.

Bonus round: write a story describing multiple Zombie Gorn, add a damsel in distress even if its your Husband/BF and survive it.

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I killed my Zombie Gorn by Bludgeoning it with my (Ltd)The Witcher game case which is made of Metal.

[Dentari]

To my right is quite a tall pile of books focusing on fourteenth century England, including such exciting titles as Medieval Military Technology by K. DeVries, The Transformation of Medieval England: 1370-1529 by J. A. F. Thomson and, perhaps the most exciting of all, The Fourteenth Century: 1307-1399 by McKisack.

Presumably I bored the Gorn back to death?

[Flicky]

To my right is a wireless Logitech G930 Headset.

I killed the Zombie Gorn by quickly opening up the Headset's option menu on my computer and cranking the bass all the way up, as well as pumping it to full volume, and then loaded up a heavy subwoofer test on YouTube. I jumped on the chair next to me to get a boost and placed the Headset on the Gorn's ears(-holes?), causing the Gorn's head to reach Harmonic equilibrium with the subwoofer test, and causing it to collapse under the sheer power of the bass.

[vonLuden]

To my right are my bifocal glasses. Without them I can't see the Gorn. With limited brain function, the Gorn is as dumb as a Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal. Therefore it thinks that if I can't see it, it can't see me.

[Tomak]

To my right is my attaché case, filled with finals that I have to grade. Most likely defeated it with a thousand paper cuts.

[Silynn]

To my right was my half full Starbuck's caramel macchiato, with three shots of expresso. I had a tough decision... to slay the angry zombie gorn charging me or to finish this delicious (and very much needed Monday morning shot to the system). After several moments, remember that zombie gorn move slowly, weighing the pros and cons, I threw the wonderful beverage into the zombie gorn's face. Upon which, it began to melt like the Wicked Witch in Oz.

[Kains]

Looking up from my terminal I spot a zombie gorn, forcing me to immediately grab the nearest object to defend myself, my wife, and baby Kains. Grabbing the Tweety Bird mug with an Oh Henry wrapper in it, I heroically strike at the zombie repeatedly, forcing it's pale and fragile skin to collapse in upon itself like a neutron star.

Sadly the mug was lost in the engagement, having been firmly embedded in the zombie gorn's cranium and being surrounded by quickly necrotizing grey matter, known by the technical term as 'yuck'. Seeing poor Tweety Bird's face stuck in that thing's head will stay with me.

Thankfully the Oh Henry wrapper fell to the floor, prompting Mrs.Kains to inform me I need to take out the trash...