[Towaffles]

OK, to begin this I shall place Setting:

Location:
Drozana Station
-at a corner bar.

Characters:
Towaffles
Alana
N'ris
Samara

To begin, I am Sitting at a corner bar, semi-afk. Alana comes in and emote sits on my lap...

(OK, what do I do?)
Towaffles@r3ad2: you have been a good orion
Towaffles@r3ad2: what would you like from the Waffle master
Alana@lilia7: I want a rainbow unicorn
Towaffles@r3ad2: We shall get you your deepest desire.

Alana Leaves, Ten minutes go buy, no one else comes, I go get a drink, return, a pink Kahn minion is standing on me, I freak out, back away from him, and this happens
N'ris@krysinski: What? No fulfilling my desires?
N'ris@krysinski: Grant me my thre wishes, o wise djinni
Towaffles@r3ad2: ooh, thats what you want?
Towaffles@r3ad2: first off, djinni needs space
N'ris@krysinski: You weren't nearly so fidgety around green space women
N'ris@krysinski: Do I not satisfy you?
N'ris@krysinski: How do you know I'm not a woman irl? I could be.
Towaffles@r3ad2: - -
N'ris@krysinski: I can fulfill your deepest desires... it can be arranged.
Towaffles@r3ad2: what you want from waffle master?
N'ris@krysinski: Going to have to lose the pedo glasses first.
N'ris@krysinski: A waffle is a pancake with a syrup trap.
N'ris@krysinski: Is that all I am to you?
N'ris@krysinski: Syrup?
Towaffles@r3ad2: you could be, strawberry syrup
N'ris@krysinski: That's not an upgrade on the pedo glasses, my man
N'ris@krysinski: I don't think that needs any comment
Towaffles@r3ad2: lose the mask
Samara@luogas: casually walks to fridge, gets whipped cream, and honey and punnet of strwberries and couple bottles of bubbly, walks back, lolz
N'ris@krysinski: The Burqa must stay until marriage, it is my way.
Towaffles@r3ad2: aah
N'ris@krysinski: I made blueberry waffles the other day.
N'ris@krysinski: Waffles from scratch, added blueberries
N'ris@krysinski: They didn't stalk space women though
Towaffles@r3ad2: The women want the waffles
N'ris@krysinski: Hence why i thought they were good enough to eat.
N'ris@krysinski: That's pretty creepy
N'ris@krysinski: Like
N'ris@krysinski: On a scale of 1 to 10, you're a 12 on the creepy scale
Samara@luogas: lol
Towaffles@r3ad2: and the pink suit doesn't?
N'ris@krysinski: Tell me, do you have a neckbeard?
Towaffles@r3ad2: do you?
N'ris@krysinski: Nope, I have a handsome shadow.
Towaffles@r3ad2: mhmm...
N'ris@krysinski: Pretty sure only neckbeards would be so creepy as this
N'ris@krysinski: Resorting to hitting on internet space womens, and calling yourself by the third person
N'ris@krysinski: You're not winning an oscar, my man
N'ris@krysinski: Gollum has more personality than you.
Towaffles@r3ad2: you criticize me, and yet you are invading personal space?
Samara@luogas: oh she called u "her man" "my man" ohhh
N'ris@krysinski: You didn't complain before.
Samara@luogas: i think u got her with the creepy waffles, lolz
N'ris@krysinski: Why start now?
Towaffles@r3ad2: why do you think I backed up?
Samara@luogas: the girls in this game, rl girls really scare me,
N'ris@krysinski: I think it's because you're a pervert and tried to get me out of your screen view while you were jacking off
N'ris@krysinski: But that's my opinion
Towaffles@r3ad2: and you think this because?...
N'ris@krysinski: Explains your waffle fetish
N'ris@krysinski: Also i just told you, silly.
Towaffles@r3ad2: First off, back you pink suit up, messes up the white.
N'ris@krysinski: Nah. If you're going to hit on E women's, you should really go find a dating site
N'ris@krysinski: Maybe like, Farmer's Only or something
N'ris@krysinski: Or Metalhead Dating, I laughed at that one
Towaffles@r3ad2: second off who the hell are you to criticize me when you might just be trying the exact same thing on me?
N'ris@krysinski: I'm criticizing you for being a creepy, creepy geek
N'ris@krysinski: You have a strange sort of arrogance if you think this is hitting on you. How bizarre
Towaffles@r3ad2: Yeah IM a GEEK
N'ris@krysinski: I have this strange feeling in the pit of my stomach for you
N'ris@krysinski: It's like disgust, but more of loathing
N'ris@krysinski: With hatred seething around it
Towaffles@r3ad2: and I play this game to make my miserable life feel better
N'ris@krysinski: Then play it, don't date it.
N'ris@krysinski: Hitting on space women won't make your life better.
N'ris@krysinski: There are maybe ten out of ten thousand players here who are actually women
N'ris@krysinski: For all you know, the next time you get that smile and a flirt it could be another neckbeard.
Towaffles@r3ad2: god, why the hell out of all perverted people, do you chose the guy with WAFFLES in the name
N'ris@krysinski: Like yourself
N'ris@krysinski: Good luck when you chat on skype yo
Towaffles@r3ad2: who actually goes along with the situation given to him
N'ris@krysinski: I think you basically set that trap for yourself
Towaffles@r3ad2: so, screw off

I beam out of the station, to never see this guy again. This brings the point of why I don't Role-play. People criticizes my improvisation of any scenario, which in this case was a Santa Clause situation. I don't play this game to be a "Perverted creep." I do accept my knowledge of being a geek, and I accept that. If that somehow creeps the Hell out of people, so be it. I know at the end of the day I feel better. Go ahead, criticize me, but I will tell you, I do not Roleplay.

[Dark]

Hey look, you've met an Internet White Knight. I'm sure with that attack on "perverts", he's shortly going to be swimming in women.

[ForTheGamer]

Yeah, that was being an ******* poorly disguised as roleplay. Roleplaying shouldn't be like that at all. I apologize as a former roleplayer for the terrible experience you had.

[Remissus]

It's a shame to see stories like this one.


People who automatically assume roleplayers are perverts (like the person you encountered clearly did) need to grow up. Not all roleplayers are out there looking for 'adult' scenes. Example given; I've had about a dozen improvised roleplay sessions on Risa this past week with random bystanders that were a lot of fun, and all of 'em were perfectly chaste.

[Towaffles]

Note to self and other UFP Members... Never go to Drozana without being prepared for pink creeps...
... oops, sorry 3

[Double_D]

Role players. They live in their fantasy... yet this is their reality.

http://youtu.be/JO6eydRPpyU