Press Office: Imperial Rawrtony

Mikester92 · Posted Tue 18 Sep, 2012 6:53 PM

Has your nation exiled you? Are you unable to afford the expenses of living in Rawrtony and the rest of Utopia? Is your criminal record preventing you from getting a job? Are you currently living under poor conditions in Three Cactus and/or Thoricus? If the answer to any of these questions is yes; then Imperial Housing at the Undercity might be the right fit for you!

Just a few minutes away from the Imperial Research facility, the Undercity acts as a subsidiary housing district to Rawrtony's corporate research program and facilities. Generously enough, Rawrtony Research's budget now covers for free housing expenses for anyone! All we need in return is your medical data and history from your local physician which you can forward directly to the Research facility's housing department. A free physical can be performed at the Undercity's medical bay if said documents are missing. Please contact the Imperial Housing Program for more information.

Torinth · Posted Tue 18 Sep, 2012 7:00 PM

Originally Posted by {UFP}Mikester92

Are you currently living under poor conditions in Three Cactus and/or Thoricus?

I'll have you find Mr Mikester, that Thoricus Building Co, build residential quarters that rival even Rawrtony in elegance.

Mikester92 · Posted Wed 19 Sep, 2012 4:38 AM

Originally Posted by {UFP}Torinth

I'll have you find Mr Mikester, that Thoricus Building Co, build residential quarters that rival even Rawrtony in elegance.

Imperial Elegance can never be rivaled!

McClintock · Posted Wed 19 Sep, 2012 10:33 AM

Originally Posted by {UFP}Mikester92

Are you currently living under poor conditions in Three Cactus and/or Thoricus?

LMAO. Amen brother! You should be packed to the rafters!

Originally Posted by {UFP}Mikester92

All we need in return is your medical data and history from your local physician which you can forward directly to the Research facility's housing department.

Er, is that all? Gee, where do I sign?

Torinth · Posted Wed 19 Sep, 2012 11:11 AM

Originally Posted by {UFP}Mikester92

Imperial Elegance can never be rivaled!

Please Mikester, all i'd have to do is wipe some pretty brown stuff up the walls to match your Imperial Elegance

Babyhead4127 · Posted Wed 19 Sep, 2012 8:38 PM

Aw dear lord not this same blah blah in new chapter

Nice design tho

Mikester92 · Posted Fri 11 Jan, 2013 1:11 AM

Beneath the renown Rawrtony Research Facility, researchers allowed IBC News exclusive access for the first time ever to one of its secure laboratories. Known as "Rylons" Rawrtonian researchers have made unmatched progress in one of Rawrtony Enterprises most expensive projects: Artificial Intelligence.

Able to replace human labour entirely "Rylons" represents a true Utopian future in which man will no longer be used as instruments for dangerous and unpredictable labor. More on this later on your local IBC station...

LynxMukka · Posted Fri 11 Jan, 2013 1:22 AM

The ♥♥♥♥???

McClintock · Posted Fri 11 Jan, 2013 4:37 AM

Originally Posted by {UFP}LynxMukka

The ♥♥♥♥???

My thoughts exactly Lynxie. Seems someone likes BSG a bit too much.
This can go nowhere but bad. :\

Adster94 · Posted Fri 11 Jan, 2013 8:05 AM

This is rather disturbing...

Hermanator · Posted Fri 11 Jan, 2013 11:38 AM

Quick Sammygm arm the ........

BATTLESTAR GATE!

merTYol · Posted Fri 11 Jan, 2013 6:15 PM

Turkonia Armed Forces goes to Alarm Level Red from Level Orange after this news. All Military Personel has been recalled from their Leave's and all Troops are preparing to mobilize.

Cazius · Posted Mon 14 Jan, 2013 5:43 AM

They took our jobs!!!!!!

merTYol · Posted Fri 18 Jan, 2013 1:22 PM

As one of the founding members of the Coalition. We hereby request a followup report on this Rylon situation!

Mikester92 · Posted Sat 26 Jan, 2013 6:41 PM

IBC NEWS Follow Up Report:
In a remarkable turn of events increased funding to the Rawrtony Research Facility and its surrounding assets has resulted in an expansion to the Undercity city district which sources estimate cost the Rawrtonian Government around 25 Billion Imperial Crowns. Classed as a manufacturing plant - Plant CD01 is Rawrtony's primary Rylon factory. Able to produce and ship 50 Rylons per batch every 30 minutes the Imperial City and outlining districts have already seen special "Centurion" Rylons guarding key assets such as the Imperial Palace, Senate, Embassy, and outlining border points such as bridges.

Although not much is known about Centurian AI it is rumored that the Imperial Guard manages their orders and maintains and tight control over the Centurians. More later on your local RBC Station...

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