[Jonathan Reynolds]

WARNING: The following WILL mentally scar you for LIFE!. no may or might or probably wont...this game WILL!


Good morning noon and night ladies and germs, I have just spent a good 3 hours trying to comprehend a game that..that that just takes it to a whole new level, i mean this game is soo good but yet so bad that....omg ok the game is incredible crisis, look it up at your own risk

The game starts off with japanese office workers performing "im turnin japoneza" in an office (because thats OBVIOUSLY what all Japanese office workers do) Then the next most likely thing happens and a gigantic wrecking ball comes through the window. Your character then falls out of a window and hits his EHEM nether reagons on a below flagpole. Long story short, eventualy you end up in an ambulence raceing to hospital where instead of the paramedics attendingto your EHEHM groin, They ask you stupid questions like what is 1+1.....Hmmm 1+1.....hmmmmm......2? CORRECT YAY i must be smart..WRONG! the paramedics then start asking even stupider questions like what is 325x999 or something like that which are almost impossible to do in your head, so you go grab the calculator....OH you have ran out of time....

Ok so you manage to perform the work of a small army of Math geniuses. what next...well the paramedics do the next logical thing and throw you out the back of a moving ambulance...Honestly is it worth continuing?....i think so

you then encounter a woman who you have to give a sensual massage on the ferris wheel *with some very awkward noises* YES because thats what the age rating of 3+ needs more awkward sexual tension!!!! Well done!!!!...

anyway moving on...you will eventually reach a level where one minute your wife is in a daring bank robbery and the very next minute she is snowboarding in the alps. COULD THIS GAME NOT GET ANY WORSE??? I dont know shortly after that i destroyed the disk in the flameing depths of Mordor. AND EVEN THAT WASNT ENOUGH TO CAST IT BACK TO THE FIREIY PIT OF WHENCE IT CAME!!!!!

im outa here Peace out!!!

[Gregory House]

Long story short, eventualy you end up in an ambulence raceing to hospital where instead of the paramedics attendingto your EHEHM groin, They ask you stupid questions like what is 1+1.....Hmmm 1+1.....hmmmmm......2? CORRECT YAY i must be smart..WRONG! the paramedics then start asking even stupider questions like what is 325x999 or something like that which are almost impossible to do in your head, so you go grab the calculator....OH you have ran out of time....

Ok so you manage to perform the work of a small army of Math geniuses. what next...well the paramedics do the next logical thing and throw you out the back of a moving ambulance...Honestly is it worth continuing?....i think so.

So...if I play this game, I should keep a calculator ready (preferably a TI-83/84 XD)?

[Jonathan Reynolds]

DONT play the game. It WILL mess with your mind, I based this Review off a freind of mine's review a year ago. and i Have to agree with evrythying he says.