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[APRIL FOOLS] Reforming the Federation Executive Office

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  1. Bill
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    #16
    Posted Wed 01 Apr, 2015 5:37 PM
    Hear Ye.....Hear Ye Smile
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    #17
    Posted Wed 01 Apr, 2015 6:07 PM
    A well thought through reorganization of the current structure. I am certain UFP will prosper with this change and looking forward to especially support the Paint Drying Observation area.
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    #18
    Posted Wed 01 Apr, 2015 6:07 PM
    Congratulations to everyone, with a special note to Jordan on becoming CO of the Vice Presidential division, with Sharp as your XO!

    100259 dat joe biden face gif state o ndQs
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    #19
    Posted Wed 01 Apr, 2015 6:32 PM  –  Last edited by Cranker; Wed 01 Apr, 2015 6:40 PM.
    Congrats all, now excuse me while I try and figure out what just happened. You got me.


    All I did understand is Wixi got the right job. Data approves.
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  5. Noram
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    #20
    Posted Wed 01 Apr, 2015 6:43 PM
    I for one welcome our new CL6 overlords

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    #21
    Posted Wed 01 Apr, 2015 6:50 PM
    I greatly approve of this new system, and propose that Bill's nightly addresses to the community be played at several hundred decibels.
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  7. Caymen Greener
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    #22
    Posted Wed 01 Apr, 2015 6:53 PM
    I normally dislike April Fool's Day, but this is some fun!
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    #23
    Posted Wed 01 Apr, 2015 7:16 PM
    Originally Posted by Noram
    I for one welcome our new CL6 overlords
    20zekp1

    Also, I'm loving all the signature variation at the moment. I should crack out my old Ensign signature :p
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    #24
    Posted Wed 01 Apr, 2015 7:19 PM  –  Last edited by Kerry Malone; Wed 01 Apr, 2015 7:35 PM.
    I too support the use of unconventional signatures. I don't have one, but I'd support it Smile
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    #25
    Posted Wed 01 Apr, 2015 7:23 PM  –  Last edited by Ashley; Wed 01 Apr, 2015 7:31 PM.
    This is a good step to see and I too support it
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    #26
    Posted Wed 01 Apr, 2015 9:01 PM
    Wait... so I'm *NOT* getting an all expense tax-payer vacation to Risa....
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    #27
    Posted Wed 01 Apr, 2015 9:04 PM
    Originally Posted by Silynn
    Wait... so I'm *NOT* getting an all expense tax-payer vacation to Risa....
    Well, we need someone to hold down the fort while we're all at Risa....
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    #28
    Posted Wed 01 Apr, 2015 9:05 PM
    I still can't tell if this is an April Fool's joke or not...wouldn't put it past anyone on this list to actually do everything there.
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    #29
    Posted Wed 01 Apr, 2015 9:13 PM
    Is the paint drying observation department also responsible for watching grass grow, or does that fall under someone else?
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    #30
    Posted Wed 01 Apr, 2015 9:41 PM
    Originally Posted by Curzon Peers
    Is the paint drying observation department also responsible for watching grass grow, or does that fall under someone else?
    watching grass grow is not something that that department will keep itself busy withSmile
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