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Posted Mon 31 Aug, 2015 5:10 PM
... which is what I thought when I started writing it.
Then I wrote a lot of stuff for some time. When I was done, I went back and read it, and it was pretty good. It made me sound witty, clever, intelligent, artistic, successful and an all around cool guy that had a bright future ahead of him. I would have had you all fooled, easily.
Unfortunately, I was the one who ended up getting fooled. With the slip of one finger, I accidentally killed my new best buddy, Intropost. When I say I killed him, I mean I wiped poor Intropost from existence. Gone. Vanished. Erased. I felt bad about it almost immediately so I tried to fix it. So, I went to the Google gods for help. My plea for help was summarily denied with no explanation and no further comment. It seems that the gods of Google and their prophet, Android do not believe one should be able to fix their mistakes and should instead suffer for them for eternity. There is no "Undo" in their pantheon.
I still feel bad about poor Intropost, but I have decided that it would be best to leave him in peace.
I am writing this new post while thinking all the while that at best, this will be nothing but a poor imitation of Intropost. I know I can never replace him, so I have decided to not even try. So, I guess you are stuck with this short, uninspired, unimaginative piece of crap instead.
Let's just get through this.
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- I'm another one from 12th Fleet
- Sept. would have been my 3 year anniversary
- Great, now I am even sadder than I was
- I develop web and hybrid mobile apps
- I am trying to get my own startup off the ground
- I don't fully understand what the company does, but it's something about social apps, the semantic web, the internet of things and getting them all together to do something. Have a party I think.
- I mostly play tacs in STO
- I mostly fly escorts
- I enjoy theory crafting and keep up with what all the cool kids are doing
- I could probably put an escort build together while passed out in a puddle of my own drool
- Or was that last week .. hmm
- Sci captains use dark magic and are a sin against creation
- They probably sacrifice tribbles too, though no one has ever complained if they do
- You bunch of math nerd theory crafters are always showing off your numbers trying to make us jealous, but I am really good with key bind command chains, so ha!
- That sounded more impressive in my head
- It's true though. I spend time trying to come up with unique ways to use them, usually to solve problems no one cares about
- Yeah. No that didn't sound any more impressive
- I think it was actually worse
- You will all thank me one day. Just wait
- I had another thought there but I lost it
- So .... that's all I have right now
- See you 'round, I guess
- ...
- ...
- What ... what is this thing that keeps popping up saying auto-save?
- ... and why wasn't it doing this on my phone?
- You guys are just screwing with me aren't you?
- If you had known Intropost you wouldn't think this is funny
- Yes. Auto saved. I get it. ha .. ha.
- K....getting a little old now
- Yeah. Yeah you keep it up. I'll show you where you can save it.
- Alright, look. I don't have time for this right now. I will come back when you guys stop screwing around.
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Posted Mon 31 Aug, 2015 5:26 PM
Welcome KickKat
Do you have a quick quotes quill or something? ;-)
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Posted Mon 31 Aug, 2015 5:33 PM
Welcome KickKat! I'm happy to see you join.
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Posted Mon 31 Aug, 2015 5:34 PM
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Posted Mon 31 Aug, 2015 5:35 PM
Nice intro 
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Posted Mon 31 Aug, 2015 6:03 PM
hehe nice stuff, welcome 
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Posted Mon 31 Aug, 2015 6:49 PM
Hey man welcome to Camp Refugee! Grab a seat, the fire is still warm.
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Posted Mon 31 Aug, 2015 8:06 PM
Welcome
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Posted Tue 01 Sep, 2015 12:15 AM
[*]Sci captains use dark magic and are a sin against creation
[*]They probably sacrifice tribbles too, though no one has ever complained if they do
Welcome Kat! Glad you could make it and I'm sorry about the death of Intropost 
And Dan, I knew you were a Dark Sorcerer that sacrificed poor defenseless tribbles :icon_twisted: 
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Posted Tue 01 Sep, 2015 12:03 PM
Poor intropost, I'm sure it's happy in intropost heaven. Great to see you KickKat!
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Posted Tue 01 Sep, 2015 12:23 PM
Good to see you, Kickkat!
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Posted Tue 01 Sep, 2015 8:27 PM
Hello and welcome aboard!
Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves? Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here? Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?
--Oddball, Kelly's Heroes
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Posted Thu 03 Sep, 2015 7:56 PM
Welcome Kat! Glad you could make it and I'm sorry about the death of Intropost
And Dan, I knew you were a Dark Sorcerer that sacrificed poor defenseless tribbles :icon_twisted:
Of course. Dark magic is second nature to me. I try to use it for good though, I'm kinda the Starfleet version of Harry Dresden. I even advertise under "Space Wizard"
Oh and yeah, welcome Kickkat to our new home!
"Jim, I don't even know his anatomy" - Bones - Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country
Also, Number 3 on the list of "Things Veterinarians Shouldn't Say"
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Posted Thu 03 Sep, 2015 8:39 PM
I know that was no Intropost, but it was a fine tribute.
Welcome to UFP. For the record, I may be science, but I'm only a third rate magician and we don't sacrifice tribbles on my ship, though they are on the menu and their skins make good slippers. You don't even have to do any sewing.
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