[KickKat]

... which is what I thought when I started writing it.

Then I wrote a lot of stuff for some time. When I was done, I went back and read it, and it was pretty good. It made me sound witty, clever, intelligent, artistic, successful and an all around cool guy that had a bright future ahead of him. I would have had you all fooled, easily.

Unfortunately, I was the one who ended up getting fooled. With the slip of one finger, I accidentally killed my new best buddy, Intropost. When I say I killed him, I mean I wiped poor Intropost from existence. Gone. Vanished. Erased. I felt bad about it almost immediately so I tried to fix it. So, I went to the Google gods for help. My plea for help was summarily denied with no explanation and no further comment. It seems that the gods of Google and their prophet, Android do not believe one should be able to fix their mistakes and should instead suffer for them for eternity. There is no "Undo" in their pantheon.

I still feel bad about poor Intropost, but I have decided that it would be best to leave him in peace.

I am writing this new post while thinking all the while that at best, this will be nothing but a poor imitation of Intropost. I know I can never replace him, so I have decided to not even try. So, I guess you are stuck with this short, uninspired, unimaginative piece of crap instead.

Let's just get through this.

Bullet points seems easy...

• I'm another one from 12th Fleet
• Sept. would have been my 3 year anniversary
• Great, now I am even sadder than I was
• I develop web and hybrid mobile apps
• I am trying to get my own startup off the ground
• I don't fully understand what the company does, but it's something about social apps, the semantic web, the internet of things and getting them all together to do something. Have a party I think.
• I mostly play tacs in STO
• I mostly fly escorts
• I enjoy theory crafting and keep up with what all the cool kids are doing
• I could probably put an escort build together while passed out in a puddle of my own drool
• Or was that last week .. hmm
• Sci captains use dark magic and are a sin against creation
• They probably sacrifice tribbles too, though no one has ever complained if they do
• You bunch of math nerd theory crafters are always showing off your numbers trying to make us jealous, but I am really good with key bind command chains, so ha!
• That sounded more impressive in my head
• It's true though. I spend time trying to come up with unique ways to use them, usually to solve problems no one cares about
• Yeah. No that didn't sound any more impressive
• I think it was actually worse
• You will all thank me one day. Just wait
• I had another thought there but I lost it
• So .... that's all I have right now
• See you 'round, I guess
• ...
• ...
• What ... what is this thing that keeps popping up saying auto-save?
• ... and why wasn't it doing this on my phone?
• You guys are just screwing with me aren't you?
• If you had known Intropost you wouldn't think this is funny
• Yes. Auto saved. I get it. ha .. ha.
• K....getting a little old now
• Yeah. Yeah you keep it up. I'll show you where you can save it.
• Alright, look. I don't have time for this right now. I will come back when you guys stop screwing around.

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Heya KK- welcome to the UFP!