CAPTION CONTEST #1
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You know, I was an amphibian for only three days...
And then I said to Harry...You know that is a male, right?
"Why do we have a candle when we're in the mess hall?"
So I thought "Stay in prison or Help out this Captain?"
"Why does EVERYONE think we're LOST? I'm the best pilot in Starfleet...I am NOT lost."
"How come there's always a camera crew about just as something bad is about to happen?"
"...and that's how the captain gave birth to my lizard babies."
So I said to the doc, what do you mean the rash is contagious?
Honestly your ridges do not make you look fat...
listen, I said I was fine with trying klingon cuisine, but this jar of Targ piss is a bit too much!
No, you're not going to get pregnant with lizards....
So then I said "Impeller? I 'ardly know 'er!"
"Phaser? Damn near killed her!"
I TOLD you salad wouldn't kill you!!
"Where's the lamb sauce B'elanna?"
"...and then I said, don't look at me; you're the Klingon!"
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CAPTION CONTEST #1
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Is their supposed to be a poll or do we write in our vote?
"This is the way"
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Poll has been added, I had problems adding it because 1 option exceeded 100 characters, so it's an image!
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"I just think this Kuvah'magh savior thing could be dangerous for the kid in the long run...."
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We are voting in the poll here Von Luden, not adding more captions
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Just voted,
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Looks like three of them are tied in votes at the moment!
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And we have a winner, Flicky with this line!
He now has the honour of sending me a picture for the new week!
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Haha congrats Flicky !
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A very good winner, congrats Flicky!
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Funny & Cute...
Let's hope Human Evolution though moves forward, rather than becoming lizard swamp things... I found it sad Transwarp showed a distant future Human Race far that was far less evolved where the poor lizard's couldn't even operate a Computer let alone apparently communicate - although perhaps telepathically - we look more like the first sea creatures that first evolved out of the ocean's a billion year's earlier not forward.
I just remember Q saying to Riker perhaps Humanity might evolve even beyond the Continuum one day... I'm not sure most would consider this anywhere even close.