Corrupt a wish!

Taku · Posted Sat 30 Dec, 2017 9:34 PM

Originally Posted by Eaglesg

Granted, but you are in the wrong galaxy

I wish to direct the next Star Trek movie

Granted but … you are now J. J. Abrams.

I wish to star in the next Star Trek movie.

arago1 · Posted Sat 30 Dec, 2017 9:35 PM

Granted, but you have to be a red shirt

I wish for a pet tribble

KaiserKirk · Posted Sat 30 Dec, 2017 9:53 PM

Granted, but you are on the Tribble homeworld just before the Klingons arrive to exterminate you!

I want to be captain of a starship!

Petrarch · Posted Sat 30 Dec, 2017 10:00 PM

Granted, but you get assigned the chair of a Miranda class that has been in service for over 100 years without any sort of refit and will explode into pieces if someone so much as looks at it funny.

I wish for a quiet life.

KaiserKirk · Posted Sat 30 Dec, 2017 10:18 PM

Originally Posted by Petrarch

Granted, but you get assigned the chair of a Miranda class that has been in service for over 100 years without any sort of refit and will explode into pieces if someone so much as looks at it funny.

I wish for a quiet life.

Granted, but instead of settling into a nice cottage, your escape pod from the ship that was taking you there crashes on a desert planet with no sign of life, intriguingly you notice that there is no wind in the desert so all you can hear is the sound of your own breathing. It is a quiet life... and also a short one!

I wish for a pet Tar'qu (Klingon dog).

Noram · Posted Sat 30 Dec, 2017 11:16 PM

Granted, but the Tar'qu isn't house-trained.

I wish for a pay raise.

KaiserKirk · Posted Sat 30 Dec, 2017 11:29 PM

Originally Posted by Noram

Granted, but the Tar'qu isn't house-trained.

I wish for a pay raise.

Granted, But your pay is in nuts!

I wish for a TARDIS!

Spoch · Posted Sat 30 Dec, 2017 11:43 PM

Originally Posted by Kirk142

Granted, But your pay is in nuts!

I wish for a TARDIS!

Granted, but you have only 2 "trips" available.

I wish a functional T-34 (soviet tank).

KaiserKirk · Posted Sat 30 Dec, 2017 11:50 PM

Originally Posted by Spoch

Granted, but you have only 2 "trips" available.

I wish a functional T-34 (soviet tank).

Granted, but you also go into battle at Stalingrad!

I wish to rule a country!

longshotnorth · Posted Sun 31 Dec, 2017 2:40 AM

You are now the ruler of North Korea.

I wish for a trip to England!

Eaglesg · Posted Sun 31 Dec, 2017 2:44 AM

Originally Posted by longshotnorth

I wish for a trip to England!

Granted, but you have to go in a rowboat and without provisions

I wish to be a member of Kingsman

Spoch · Posted Sun 31 Dec, 2017 3:33 AM

Originally Posted by Eaglesg

I wish to be a member of Kingsman

Granted, but you can't use any weapon.

I wish to be Dr. Manhattan.

KaiserKirk · Posted Sun 31 Dec, 2017 5:49 AM

Granted, but you are the movie version.

I wish to invent space travel!

Taku · Posted Sun 31 Dec, 2017 7:40 AM

Originally Posted by Kirk142

Granted, but you are the movie version.

I wish to invent space travel!

Granted. But you didn't realize there is no air in space so not sealing your capsule makes for a relatively quick death.

I wish to live forever.

KaiserKirk · Posted Sun 31 Dec, 2017 8:15 AM

Granted, but you also inherent invincibility so when the sun goes supernova you are left in space for eternity.

I wish to be a GOD!

Corrupt a wish!

Commendation

Commendation (150 Points)

Highly Decorated

Very Rare (100 Points)

The Fool

Rare (50 Points)

Admiral

Rare (50 Points)

Eternal Servitude!

Uncommon (25 Points)

tlhIngan SuvwI'

Common (10 Points)

Petty Officer 3rd Class

Common (10 Points)

Starfleet's Finest

Common (10 Points)

Engage

Common (10 Points)

Becoming a Redshirt

Common (10 Points)

Got Orientated

Common (10 Points)

Crewman

Common (10 Points)

Paragon of Duty

Uncommon (25 Points)

Dean’s List

Uncommon (25 Points)

Host

Common (10 Points)

Affectionate

Common (10 Points)

Lieutenant Commander

Common (10 Points)

Tabloid Journalism

Common (10 Points)

Commendation

Commendation (150 Points)

...and On and On

Very Rare (100 Points)

Highly Decorated

Very Rare (100 Points)

Academy Dean

Rare (50 Points)

Admiral Council

Rare (50 Points)

Admiral

Rare (50 Points)

Paragon of Duty

Uncommon (25 Points)

Dean’s List

Uncommon (25 Points)

Host

Common (10 Points)

Affectionate

Common (10 Points)

Lieutenant Commander

Common (10 Points)

Tabloid Journalism

Common (10 Points)

Highly Decorated

Very Rare (100 Points)

Pillar of the Community

Very Rare (100 Points)

The Fool

Rare (50 Points)

Dedicated

Rare (50 Points)

Admiral

Rare (50 Points)

To Boldly Go On and On

Rare (50 Points)

Paragon of Duty

Uncommon (25 Points)

Dean’s List

Uncommon (25 Points)

Host

Common (10 Points)

Affectionate