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Chris Wilkinson · Posted Thu 16 Apr, 2020 5:11 PM

Granted, but the quality becomes terrible.

I wish that people would learn that cash is the most evil thing right now

Reggie · Posted Thu 16 Apr, 2020 5:15 PM

awh you beat me to the pizza.. alright lets corrupt cash.....

Granted everyone thinks cash is now the most evil thing in the world. This also means that cash becomes useless and all your money is now worth zero, absolutely squat! the banks crash, the economy crashes and mass rioting becomes a thing.

I wish transporters were real.

Heyallo · Posted Thu 16 Apr, 2020 5:16 PM

Granted, but it takes you where you don't want to go.

I wish I could go on a world hugging tour!

Sousuke · Posted Thu 16 Apr, 2020 5:25 PM

Originally Posted by Heyallo

Granted, but it takes you where you don't want to go.

I wish I could go on a world hugging tour!

Granted, However hugging gives you a 80% chance of puking on the other person.

I wish I could own the most powerful supercomputer in the world!

Chris Wilkinson · Posted Thu 16 Apr, 2020 5:38 PM

Granted however standard computers become more powerful thanks to Quantum Computing.

I wish that I could become CL6

aceman67 · Posted Thu 16 Apr, 2020 5:42 PM

Granted, but UFPlanets is shut down shortly thereafter.

I wish for the invention of clean, renewable energy that would solve our energy crisis.

Chris Wilkinson · Posted Thu 16 Apr, 2020 6:54 PM

Granted, but it's found out very quickly that this new form of energy would cause the world to break apart.

I wish that software programming were easier

Reggie · Posted Sat 18 Apr, 2020 12:27 AM

okay back to it

granted but you forget how to speak normal languages..

i wish to play an instrument

Sousuke · Posted Sat 18 Apr, 2020 12:30 AM

Granted but you could only play instruments that have been sitting at the bottom of a river for 2 years.

I wish I could speak every human language.

Palechimera · Posted Sat 18 Apr, 2020 2:10 AM

Granted but every time you speak any human language you lose 2mins of your total life span

I wish they changed Raspberry Cola back to how it tasted in the first few years it was out

Mackaz · Posted Mon 11 May, 2020 8:55 PM

Granted, but the cans actually contain coke and you develop a severe addiction.

I wish I got an infinite amount of Swedish immigrants

Chris Wilkinson · Posted Mon 11 May, 2020 10:19 PM

Granted but none of them how to do anything.

I wish I had a well paid tech job

Silek · Posted Mon 11 May, 2020 10:33 PM

Granted, but it's among 200 employees who know nothing about tech but think they know way more than you from watching a YouTube video.

I wish I could keep in shape without working out and watching what I eat.

Keenan · Posted Mon 11 May, 2020 11:54 PM

If you eat in front of a mirror, studies show you will lose weight.

If my worst enemy got double of what I wish for, than I wish to be half dead.

Josh Broughm · Posted Tue 12 May, 2020 12:56 AM

Granted, but it goes too far....You're TRIPLE DEAD!!! If that's a thing.

I wish i had tickets to the Tokyo Olympics!!

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