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Three of Seven, Sun 21 Jan, 2018 3:06 PM
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    #1
    Here's a simple game for all of you, the rules are simple, you list one "Good News" item, followed by a "Bad News" one, the following poster then needs to change the "Bad News" into "Good News", example below!

    Poster 1:
    • Good News: You win the lottery.
    • Bad News: You lost your ticket.

    Poster 2:
    • Good News: A charity finds your ticket!
    • Bad News: They cash the ticket.

    Poster 3:
    • Good News: Charity lists you as a major donator.
    • Bad News: People now think you are rich.
    So, let's go!

    Good News: You win a free trip to see an episode of Star Trek being recorded!
    Bad News: The hotel that was booked for you is run down, and mouldy.
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    #2
    Sorry Three I klicked the wrong thumb, I realy like the idea reminds me abit of:

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    #3
    Good News: The company running the promotion upgrades your hotel for you.
    Bad News: There is now no transport from the new hotel to the studio.
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    Good news: someone in the lobby is willing to give you a ride.
    Bad news: they drive a rickshaw.
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    #5
     –  Last edited by Vox; Mon 22 Jan, 2018 5:48 PM.
    Good News: When you get in they tell you they heard that they've announced a Star Wars/Star Trek crossover movie.
    Bad News: The main character is Captain Jar Jar Binks.
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    #6
    Good News: They tell you they've announced a Star Wars/Star Trek crossover movie.
    Bad News: The main character is Captain Jar Jar Binks.
    I think your supposed to riff off the post above yours. Like making a continuing story. Am I wrong?
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    #7
    I think your supposed to riff off the post above yours. Like making a continuing story. Am I wrong?
    Yeah, it's supposed to follow on from the bad news of the previous post Smile
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    Good News: Captain Jar-Jar is a good aligned Sith Lord.
    Bad News: He loses his small ship in a bet.
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    I think your supposed to riff off the post above yours. Like making a continuing story. Am I wrong?
    The implication was that the they was the person in the rickshaw telling you, I'll edit it so it's clearer to get Tongue Out My bad.
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    Ooooh ... carry on EnterpriseB

    Good news: The "small ship" was from Star Trek with pre-production pics available!
    Bad news: The pics are only available at the studio.
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    Good News: The studio will release the pics for viewing.
    Bad News: You have to subscribe to their new TrekWars subscription service to see them
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    Good News: There is an offer on for buy 3 issues, get 2 free!
    Bad News: You have to get a 1 years subscription for the offer.
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    #13
    Good News: The subscription has some very interesting artwork in it.
    Bad News: Your boss did not appreciate you viewing it at work.