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Reach to your right and defend yourself!

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Dr. Adzy, Wed 13 Oct, 2010 9:52 PM
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  1. Dr. Adzy
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    #1
    Posted Wed 13 Oct, 2010 9:52 PM
    A madman charges into your room and you have seconds to defend yourself against him, in desperation you reach for the closest thing to your right, (not your mouse or keyboard obviously).
    How do you defeat him and what do you use?

    I give him a good glassing with my coke tumbler.
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    #2
    Posted Wed 13 Oct, 2010 10:02 PM
    A power fast pro2001 staple gun


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    #3
    Posted Wed 13 Oct, 2010 10:23 PM
    A straw wrapper... this will be interesting.
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    #4
    Posted Wed 13 Oct, 2010 10:56 PM
    Well this all depends on what room I am in.

    In the room I am in right now?

    Guitar Hero wireless guitar controller, can do quite a bit of damage with one, I got to break one over my former assistant manager's head once, I made sure to get it in writing that I had permission to strike him with it incase of brain damage, not like I am completely irresponsible.
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    #5
    Posted Thu 14 Oct, 2010 12:25 AM
    I would have to go with either my knight sword or my iaito ( blunt Katana) bothe are in the same range from me lol
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    #6
    Posted Thu 14 Oct, 2010 10:51 AM
    Some built up spare change in a sandwich bag... promises to deliver quite a blow.
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    Posted Thu 14 Oct, 2010 9:40 PM
    A nice, soft, fluffy pillow xD

    Fat lotta good that'll do Tongue Out
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    Posted Fri 15 Oct, 2010 7:03 AM
    spray a deodorant in their eyes (that I got for my birthday that could go in the bin.........)
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    Posted Fri 15 Oct, 2010 4:02 PM
    Like Chris said it depends on what room I'm in, say If I'm in my kitchen I'll grab my Chefs knife, in my room a hunting knife, and in my bathroom the lid to my toilet tank


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    Posted Fri 15 Oct, 2010 4:21 PM
    Assuming I am in my computer room I would grap one of the 2 4ft wrought iron floor candlesticks I have near my desk and give him a good thrashing. Any where else in the house, the dog will get him.
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    Posted Fri 15 Oct, 2010 7:54 PM  –  Last edited by Alex L.; Fri 15 Oct, 2010 7:59 PM.
    I shall squash him with my superiour intellect.

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    #12
    Posted Fri 15 Oct, 2010 9:36 PM
    Again, it's all deoendant on the room i'm in:

    Living room - Stack of burnt DvD's
    Kitchen - Electric kettel full of boiling water
    Office - A sandwich container full of nails
    My bedroom - My small fan OR a staples catalog.
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    #13
    Posted Fri 15 Oct, 2010 9:44 PM
    I think the purpose of this game is to state the object nearest to the right of you whilst sitting at your computer. Wink
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    #14
    Posted Sat 16 Oct, 2010 4:47 AM
    I guess the most leathal thing would be the laptop next to my desktop, however it would most likely be a glass
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    #15
    Posted Sat 16 Oct, 2010 11:42 AM
    Originally Posted by {UFP}Alex L.
    I shall squash him with my superiour intellect.

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