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Berlin- Starfleet officials in Germany have been left baffled and bemused this morning after a Starfleet admiral went on a 4 hour drunken rampage overnight that resulted in a stolen shuttle being crashed into a tree, a goat by the name of Rodger being goatnapped from a nearby farm and a sign losing a leg. Local Officials have yet to make any sort of official statement about the overnight antics however sources have confirmed that while a investigation is indeed on going German officials plan on making it long and tedious process "we went to keep this going as long as possible" said a inside source "most of us are enjoying the fact that such a high ranked Starfleet officer has embarrassed themselves in such way and we would never use this as a way to stick it back to Starfleet brass after last years good boy jack incident". Starwire News has reached out to the office of the Fleet Admiral for comment and as of this time the Fleet Admirals Office has not issued any statement as yet to the overnight rampage.


Starwire Reporter Josh Gibbons


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