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These are things you should know:
White Chocolate Peanut M&M's ain't all that. You can skip them.
Same goes for Caramel M&M's.
The US Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) has officially cleared non-pot vape juice. You're not going to suffocate because you vape strawberry-kiwi-lime. Just stay away from the street-mixed pot juice. You'll be fine.
Living near an ocean IS worth the upcharge.
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Candy Floss (cotton candy) was invented by a dentist.
The oldest known star was calculated to be around 14.5 billion years old, with a margin of error of .8 billion years. The universe is calculated to.be around 13.8 billion.years old.
The black box aboard aircraft are in fact, orange.
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Posted Mon 04 Nov, 2019 3:47 PM
Denmark capitulated within six hours of the German invasion, this was quicker than the invasion of Luxembourg.
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In my professional opinion from years of Security work and customer service jobs, I have learned one thing: The addage of 'The Customer is always right' is a myth. The only thing that they can be always right on is how they feel. It's possible for them to be completely wrong. Don't be a "Karen".
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Epstein didn't kill himself
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Pineapples don't belong on Pizza.
Sugar, making kids hyperactive, is a myth
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Posted Mon 04 Nov, 2019 4:36 PM
Pineapples don't belong on Pizza.
AMEN!!!!!!
My own pointless factoid:
Giraffes are the only animal born with horns.
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Posted Mon 04 Nov, 2019 4:39 PM
Giraffes have no voices
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Posted Mon 04 Nov, 2019 5:12 PM
Denmark capitulated within six hours of the German invasion, this was quicker than the invasion of Luxembourg.
• Pineapple on pizza is the work of the gods.
• Nissin Chow Mein Teriyaki noodles are - in fact - quite scrummy.
• Pumpkin Spice (anything) is evil.
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Posted Mon 04 Nov, 2019 5:18 PM
• Pineapple on pizza is the work of the gods.
I respectfully request THIS MAN BE EJECTED FROM THE FLEET!!
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Posted Mon 04 Nov, 2019 5:22 PM
"And when I saw the breadth of my domain, I wept, for there were no more worlds left to conquer."
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Some say he was offered the position of Fleet Admiral but rejected it as there wasn't a starship fast enough he could be given
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I respectfully request THIS MAN BE EJECTED FROM THE FLEET!!
Motion seconded, but Sul must take his place during the ejection procedure.
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Posted Thu 07 Nov, 2019 2:49 AM
Here's what you should know about pineapple on pizza: No one orders pineapple on pizza by itself, or with random toppings. Pineapple is a topping on Hawaiian pizzas, paired with ham.
Ham and pineapple go together very well, it's a salty sweet combination. You might have had pineapple in the glaze of a full, baked ham, or pineapple slices tacked right on the side while it's baking (like my mom used to do). Its perfectly normal and putting the two on a pizza may not be everyone's cup of tea, but it is certainly not something that is random or strange.
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Posted Thu 07 Nov, 2019 3:33 AM
• Pineapple on pizza is the work of the gods.
Yes but which gods? I'm going to say that pineapple on pizza is the food equivalent of Cthulhu, Nyarlothotep, Dagon and Yog-Sothoth, cool but there's no way humanity can survive alongside them.
Flectere si nequeo superos, Acheronta movebo.