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I HAVE BEEN DISCRIMINATED AGAINST!
So I ordered a Double pepperoni, double cheese, thin crust with double pineapple, cut into squares. Right?
I pick it up and I get it home... NO PINEAPPLE!
I called the dude, and I'm like, "HEY! Dude. No pineapple, man." and he's like, "Oh! SO sorry. But I don't put pineapple on pizzas. That's gross, man. You should thank me." and I was all like, "DUDE! Either make me the pizza I PAID for or give me my money back for being a [duck with an i]!" and he was all like, "Fine! I'll credit your account." and I was like, "Fine! Now I'm gonna go eat this pizza." And I did.
That's NOT the way the conversation actually went. He did forget the pineapple, but he was very apologetic and offered to remake the pizza, give me store credit, or refund the purchase. I took the money back. He told me to keep the pizza anyway.
Still, it FELT like I was being judged.
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Don't worry - we are still judging you. Hard. You pizza heretic.
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Did you miss the part where I got a FREE PIZZA because of the lack of pineapple?
Pineapple got me a free pizza.
Judge all you want, I'll be over here eating my free pizza.
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Pineapple on Pizza is amazing.
lol I learned a lot of new stuff reading this thread.
And although it's 5 days a bit too late. Welcome back. lol
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Yes it is! Pineapple is amazing, period.
I hope you learned which of our fleetmates have an irrational hatred of an innocent fruit!
And 2 days after that, I say, "Thanks!"
But I never left. I asked to be made a normal drone and thought that since I had never done one of these, now would be a good time to do it.
And out of everything to question on that list of transgressions ( I owned a Pacer and a Pinto and a Mustang II, people! ), these people fixated on pineapple.
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Nobody hated on pineapple... that would just be weird. Pineapple is fine. Pizza is great.
Pineapple ON pizza is a travesty.
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It's chocolate and peanut butter.
Chocolate: Great!
Peanut butter: Above average.
Chocolate & peanut butter together? *Angelic voice singing from on high* Dee-lish!
Same as pineapple on pizza.
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Wrong again my American chum!
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I tried a reeces cup... once... never... ever... again...
lol
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I'll accept your chocolate and peanut butter assertions...but I have to agree with the majority here about the abomination that is pineapple on pizza. Cooked pineapple in general is just wrong.
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Don't just heat it up, it has to caramelize. Grill a ring or wedge of fresh pineapple. You're welcome.
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