[Remsus]

My newest ship:

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[trekchu]

USS Santa Barbara (NCC-93101) doing Cali-class things....

[Bridger]

Starfleet newest ship.

[trekchu]

I'm thinking of getting that Carrier. It any good?

[Bridger]

I'm thinking of getting that Carrier. It any good?

Garbage!

[trekchu]

Too bad....

[Stryker]

Starfleet newest ship.

I'm thinking of getting that Carrier. It any good?

Garbage!

So basically to sum it up, the wrapping on the present was good but the present inside was not... lol

[WelshAvenger]

Garbage!

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[Taku]

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So sayeth the Welshman with a Dauntless Class in his signature. . .

[darthnovawave]

Anyone else think of this bit from Austin Powers when they see this ship?

Johnson: [Noticing Dr. Evil's spaceship on radar] Colonel, you better have a look at this radar.
Colonel: What is it, son?
Johnson: I don't know, sir, but it looks like a giant--
Jet Pilot: ♥♥♥♥.
♥♥♥♥: Yeah?
Jet Pilot: Take a look out of starboard.
♥♥♥♥: Oh my God, it looks like a huge--
Bird-Watching Woman: Pecker.
Bird-Watching Man: [raising binoculars] Ooh, Where?
Bird-Watching Woman: Wait, that's not a woodpecker, it looks like someone's--
Army Sergeant: Privates! We have reports of an unidentified flying object. It has a long, smooth shaft, complete with--
Baseball Umpire: Two balls.
[looking up from game]
Baseball Umpire: What is that. It looks just like an enormous--
Chinese Teacher: Wang, pay attention!
Wang: I was distracted by that giant flying--
Musician: Willie.
Willie Nelson: Yeah?
Musician: What's that?
Willie Nelson: [squints] Well, that looks like a giant--
Colonel: Johnson?!
Johnson: Yes, sir?
Colonel: Get on the horn to British Intelligence and let them know about this.
Later, as Dr. Evil is escaping: Basil: Did we get Dr. Evil?
Johnson: No, sir. He got away in that rocket that looks like a huge--
Schoolteacher: ♥♥♥♥♥. The male reproductive organ. Otherwise known as tallywhacker, schlong or--
Dad: Weiner? Any of you kids want another weiner?
Son: Dad? What's that? points at rocket
Dad: I don't know, son, but it's got great big--
Peanut seller: Nuts! Hot salty nuts! Who wants some-- Lord Almighty!
Woman: That looks just like my husband's--
Ringmaster: One-eyed monster! Step right up and see the One-Eyed Monster!
One-eyed Monster: jumps out and scares crowd, then points to the rocket Hey, what's that? It looks like a big--
female Fan: Woody! Woody Harrelson? Can I have an autograph?
Woody Harrelson: Sure thing. [Sees rocket] Oh my lord.
Female fan: It's big!
Woody: Nah, I've seen bigger, it's--
Dr. Evil: (To Mini-Me) Just a little prick. It's a flu shot. You've been in the coldness of space.

[Taku]

No. It's just you.

[WelshAvenger]

So sayeth the Welshman with a Dauntless Class in his signature. . .

To quote a very old friend, "That's no Dauntless, it's a Janeway class."

[Taku]

To quote a very old friend, "That's no Dauntless, it's a Janeway class."

Is it? Are you sure? Let me just zoom in on this. . .
AH! It has a sticky-outy secondary hull. Dauntlesses don't have that.
It was the complete lack of nacelle pylons that threw me.
Very well. I am suitably chastised, and I apologize.

[Stryker]

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Just saw this TOS episode recently and the DS9 version also. Classic and always fun to watch.

[trekchu]

So yeah, full Larp.