What is worst - Alzheimers or Parkinsons?
Alzheimers. Because its better to spill your beer than forget where you put it.
Quartermaster
Awarded during the UFP Award Ceremony to those who go above and beyond for the community
Unlocked Sat 18 Jun, 2022 9:19 PM
0.24% have received this achievement
Receive every medal the UFP has to offer
Unlocked Sat 30 Mar, 2024 11:00 PM
0.18% have received this achievement
Reach five-thousand posts on the forums
Unlocked 1 Week Ago
0.08% have received this achievement
Volunteer for 1+ year
Unlocked Fri 24 Mar, 2023 4:06 AM
0.54% have received this achievement
Receive a promotion to the rank of Vice Admiral
Unlocked Sat 29 Jun, 2024 9:37 PM
0.29% have received this achievement
Reach one-thousand posts on the forums
Unlocked Sat 05 Nov, 2022 11:00 AM
0.69% have received this achievement
What is worst - Alzheimers or Parkinsons?
Alzheimers. Because its better to spill your beer than forget where you put it.
Be a registered user for one year
Unlocked Sat 06 Apr, 2024 2:07 PM
95.50% have received this achievement
Start a new forum topic
Unlocked Fri 07 Apr, 2023 9:06 AM
40.15% have received this achievement
Post in a forum topic
Unlocked Fri 07 Apr, 2023 9:06 AM
41.75% have received this achievement
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta. And what do you call a site with the best betting offers? Legalbet.uk! https://legalbet.uk/betting-offers/ All the best sign-up offers listed here.
Awarded during the UFP Award Ceremony to those who go above and beyond for the community
Unlocked Sun 25 Jun, 2023 9:25 PM
0.24% have received this achievement
Sign three roll calls in a row
Unlocked Fri 01 Dec, 2023 5:02 PM
9.60% have received this achievement
Be a registered user for five years
Unlocked Sat 01 Jan, 2022 8:06 AM
80.40% have received this achievement
Be a member of Starfleet Operations
Unlocked Sun 01 Jan, 2017 2:00 AM
27.38% have received this achievement
Be a member of the House of Kular
Unlocked Sat 03 Jun, 2017 2:03 AM
12.74% have received this achievement
Be a member of the Holodeck
Unlocked Sat 01 Jun, 2024 6:04 AM
12.74% have received this achievement
Did you hear about the theft at the police station? All of their toilets where stolen. They have nothing to go on.
- - - Updated - - -
Was helping my kid with dinner when he squirted me in the face with ketchup. in Hienzight, i should of let my wife do that.
Be the Roleplay Division Commanding Officer
Unlocked 4 Weeks Ago
0.04% have received this achievement
Be the Commanding Officer of the Ares Division
Unlocked Sat 26 Sep, 2020 1:02 AM
0.04% have received this achievement
Volunteer for 1+ year
Unlocked Sat 26 Sep, 2020 1:02 AM
0.54% have received this achievement
Reach one-thousand posts on the forums
Unlocked Thu 02 Apr, 2020 8:01 PM
0.69% have received this achievement
Receive a promotion to the rank of Rear Admiral
Unlocked Sat 26 Sep, 2020 12:16 AM
0.48% have received this achievement
Be a member of Starfleet Operations
Unlocked Mon 09 Apr, 2018 8:05 AM
27.38% have received this achievement
I went on a once in a lifetime holiday last month. Tell you what, never again.
Flectere si nequeo superos, Acheronta movebo.
Got pranked on April 1st
Unlocked Thu 01 Apr, 2021 7:46 PM
0.45% have received this achievement
Pass all three Academy exams
Unlocked Tue 10 Oct, 2017 8:02 PM
3.88% have received this achievement
Ascend the ranks to reach the Captains chair
Unlocked Sat 28 Sep, 2019 9:12 PM
0.67% have received this achievement
Sign three roll calls in a row
Unlocked Thu 01 Mar, 2018 2:01 AM
9.60% have received this achievement
RSVP to ten events via the Events System
Unlocked Thu 11 Jan, 2018 8:03 PM
1.27% have received this achievement
Start a new forum topic
Grandfathered
40.15% have received this achievement
You don't need a parachute to go skydiving. But you do need a parachute to go skydiving twice.
Donate over £100 to the UFP
Unlocked Wed 03 Aug, 2022 12:01 PM
0.35% have received this achievement
Pass all three Academy exams
Unlocked Mon 22 Aug, 2022 9:02 PM
3.88% have received this achievement
Subscribe to a monthly Bronze Subscription
Unlocked Fri 03 Jul, 2020 11:01 PM
0.59% have received this achievement
Sign three roll calls in a row
Unlocked Wed 16 Sep, 2020 12:01 PM
9.60% have received this achievement
Be a registered user for five years
Unlocked Tue 14 Nov, 2023 5:04 AM
80.40% have received this achievement
Donate between £75 or more to the UFP
Unlocked Mon 03 Jan, 2022 1:08 PM
0.42% have received this achievement
I'm working on a mind controlled air freshener. It makes scents when you think about it.
Recruitment Coordinator
Subscribe to a monthly Gold Subscription
Unlocked Sun 25 Jun, 2023 4:03 PM
0.35% have received this achievement
Be a registered user for 10 years
Unlocked Mon 15 Feb, 2021 8:00 AM
36.01% have received this achievement
Receive a promotion to the rank of Rear Admiral
Unlocked Sat 30 Mar, 2024 10:04 PM
0.48% have received this achievement
Be a member of Starfleet Operations
Grandfathered
27.38% have received this achievement
Be a member of Starfleet Academy
Unlocked Tue 25 Aug, 2015 12:00 AM
0.48% have received this achievement
Be a member of the STO Division
Unlocked 4 Weeks Ago
0.62% have received this achievement
Q: What would bears be withou bees?
A: Ears
What I really need is a cupholder and a couple of Advil.-Quincy Taggart
Subscribe to a monthly Gold Subscription
Unlocked Fri 03 Jul, 2020 1:02 AM
0.35% have received this achievement
Subscribe to a monthly Silver Subscription
Unlocked Thu 02 Apr, 2020 12:02 PM
0.42% have received this achievement
Reach 500 posts on the forums
Unlocked Fri 04 Feb, 2022 5:02 AM
1.07% have received this achievement
Enabled Two Factor Authentication
Unlocked Thu 30 Dec, 2021 12:02 PM
0.59% have received this achievement
RSVP to ten events via the Events System
Unlocked Tue 15 Sep, 2020 1:01 PM
1.27% have received this achievement
Reach reputation tier 6
Unlocked Tue 16 Mar, 2021 3:03 AM
0.70% have received this achievement
An oxymoron walked into a bar...
The silence was deafening.
Awarded during the UFP Award Ceremony to those who go above and beyond for the community
Unlocked Sun 25 Jun, 2023 9:25 PM
0.24% have received this achievement
Sign three roll calls in a row
Unlocked Fri 01 Dec, 2023 5:02 PM
9.60% have received this achievement
Be a registered user for five years
Unlocked Sat 01 Jan, 2022 8:06 AM
80.40% have received this achievement
Be a member of Starfleet Operations
Unlocked Sun 01 Jan, 2017 2:00 AM
27.38% have received this achievement
Be a member of the House of Kular
Unlocked Sat 03 Jun, 2017 2:03 AM
12.74% have received this achievement
Be a member of the Holodeck
Unlocked Sat 01 Jun, 2024 6:04 AM
12.74% have received this achievement
two windmills are sitting in a field and one asked the other what kind of music do they like.
The other says: "I'm a huge metal fan"
Awarded during the UFP Award Ceremony to those who go above and beyond for the community
Unlocked Sun 25 Jun, 2023 9:25 PM
0.24% have received this achievement
Sign three roll calls in a row
Unlocked Fri 01 Dec, 2023 5:02 PM
9.60% have received this achievement
Be a registered user for five years
Unlocked Sat 01 Jan, 2022 8:06 AM
80.40% have received this achievement
Be a member of Starfleet Operations
Unlocked Sun 01 Jan, 2017 2:00 AM
27.38% have received this achievement
Be a member of the House of Kular
Unlocked Sat 03 Jun, 2017 2:03 AM
12.74% have received this achievement
Be a member of the Holodeck
Unlocked Sat 01 Jun, 2024 6:04 AM
12.74% have received this achievement